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Received "emergency update" code from internal enterprise security team. Wasn't given time to do code review; was assured code was reviewed and solid.
Pushed code to over 6k lower-level servers before finding this gem buried deep within:
...
cd /foo; rm -rf *; cd /
...
(This ran as root, and yes, the cwd was / from earlier in the code).
/foo, of course, did not exist on some servers.
Now, it is those servers which do not exist.
FML15 -
I found this framed picture at my Nan's house, bless her. She's clearly not very good with technology.
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— Hi, lost and found office?
— Yes, can I help you?
— You found two hours of my life?
— It does not compile, right?
— Nope :/5 -
alias gcc='echo "gcc: fatal error: Input file not found: "
Now have fun watching your victim struggle.7 -
Copy code from StackOverflow and paste it. Then complaint on why is it giving a Variable Not Found.1
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Request URL: /api/v1/user/53b49b5a30
Request Method: GET
Expected Response:
Status Code: 404 Not Found (as the user is actually not present in the DB)
Actual Response:
Status Code: 200 Ok
Response Content:
{
"status": "ERROR",
"errorCode": "404",
"errorMsg": "User Not Found. Please provide a valid user ID",
"type": "Error",
"userMsg": "User Not Found. Please provide a valid user ID"
}
#extremefacepalm19 -
An entire evening and partly night of server disruptions while I'm on call.
I'm sitting here, sleep drunk, on my train 😅5 -
I finally put the "blurred background system" on GitHub.
I simply called it BackBlur.js and I made it to don't require jQuery or any other libraries.
It's now on my new GitHub account: https://github.com/Norech/...
If you don't know what I'm talking about: https://devrant.io/rants/888497
If you want to help me to add more supported platforms, feel free. 😀15 -
I want to cry.
To start, some of you know that I live in Reunion Island.
But there are a week ago, the SAFE cable is broken (one of the two cables that give us internet access), due to that, my ISP reduced a lot the connection speed.
Yesterday, I downloaded some packages in my Ubuntu computer. I left it download during the night.
So, today I was checking if it was done.
"6 926 kB downloaded in 5h 30m 9s (349 B/s)"
But it isn't the worst. I got a many "timed out" when downloading the dependencies.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭8 -
Just found out there is a "Hooker City" in Oklahoma.
How you ask?
Was testing for this weather app and expecting it to return "Location not found" but it returned the weather when entering "Hooker".13 -
We have a bruteforce?
[30.01.19 11:25]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /a
[30.01.19 11:25]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /ac
[30.01.19 11:25]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /acc
[30.01.19 11:25]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /acco
[30.01.19 11:25]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /accou
[30.01.19 11:25]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /accoun
[30.01.19 11:25]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /account
[30.01.19 11:26]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /accounts/
[30.01.19 11:27]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /accounts/lo
[30.01.19 11:27]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /accounts/log
[30.01.19 11:27]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /accounts/logi
No only a skiddie who try very hard9 -
Who is the guy who designed the AZERTY keyboards ? 😠
Seriously... Alt Gr + 5 = [
And the most horrible thing is the "(" char... WHY THE FUCK DID HE PUTS IT IN THE "5" KEY WHEN KEYBOARD IS IN LOWERCASE ? YES, IN LOWERCASE, NOT ONLY WHEN SHIFT IS HOLD.
There are more than 100 keys in a keyboard, so why here? WHY?
Half of time I check if CapsLock is off just to be sure if I can open a bracket just because someone thought it was a good idea to put it here. It annoys me.13 -
Many hotels dont have floor #13 due to superstitious reasons... do you think the digital age would threaten the future of rooms 404?5
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Penultimate Progress Loader of Infinite Frustration
Not my own, found at codepen.io
http://codepen.io/raurir/full/...
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OMFG if I see one more single-lined if-else/for statements without proper closure brackets I'm gonna kill some people!!!8
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Whenever I see "404" I instinctively add "x not found" after it in my head. Like if this got to 404 upvotes, I'd immediately think "404 upvotes not found." Anyone else do this? It doesn't matter what the context is, I ALWAYS do it. It's almost annoying.3
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I was about to go home and say I couldn't find the room where our test is but then the teacher showed up
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Package not found
Add dependency
Package not found
WTF is wrong with you IntelliJ?!
... 5 Minutes later ...
Oops, wrong module 😥2 -
Illustration of every coding project out there. Start with high ambitions and lose interest right before the finish.
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FUCK STATIC-SIZED ARRAY!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!
FOR MORE THAN 3 HOURS I TRY TO ADD A VALUE TO AN ARRAY
Nothing work...
Nothing...
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!18 -
Just visited a relative whose flat number was: 404!
As anti-climatic as it could get, I could easily find it 😜🤷🏻♂️ -
Hey, I´m through with the Win10 update.
That was fast. And no problems! Everything seems to be working.
Wait...
Android SDK not found...
Java not found ...
Seems all my environment variables are gone.
Even better all the standard variables are wrong too.
My Home Drive is now "H:" ?
What the hell?9 -
That felling when you can't find the name of an function but you can remember the name of a similar function in another language.3
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Found a bug which occures because a certain array has not the right order. At the place where it gets relevant, I found a comment written by myself ages ago 'sorting the array is not necessary because blabla'
... NICE TRY PAST SELF, BUT YOU WHERE JUST FUCKING WRONG.3 -
To everyone who wanted the JS library to do the blur like in one of my other rants, I want you to know that it's close to be finished. I just have some blur position bugs.
I think tomorrow I will finally fix that bug and publish the library on Github.
The linked rant: https://devrant.io/rants/888497/...
I will maybe do another post when the project will be on Github. 😉2 -
Just today I got more than 100++. I'm very confused because it happened so quickly. 😵
I was not prepared for that. 😆
Thank you everyone, thank you devRant!8 -
OKAY
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS STUPID ANDROID EMULATOR.
ALL I WANT TO DO IS LISTEN TO MY MUSIC WHILE PROGRAMMING
BUT NOOOOOOO
WHENEVER THE FUCKING EMULATOR IS OPEN THE QUALITY OF THE MUSIC IN MY BLUETOOTH HEADPHONES GOES TO aBsOluTe SHIT.
CMON GUYS. GET YOUR HEADPHONES OUT OF YOUR ASS AND TEST YOUR FUCKING SOFTWARE12 -
Ever noticed whenever you actually need a friend, none of them can be reached?
Technology has failed me. Where is my robot companion?17 -
Containerize everything
My containers are too big, let's just remove some useless binaries...
Later
~ $ less /var/log/foobar.log
/bin/sh: less: not found
~ $ cat /var/log/foobar.log
/bin/sh: cat: not found
~ $ ls /var/log/foobar.log
/bin/sh: ls: not found
~ $ su
/bin/sh: su: not found
~ $ exit
/bin/sh: exit: not found2 -
I just wanted to create a simple React project with Sass: 118 MB. Ow. Well...
React himself is just 116 KB.2 -
Fml
I went to a client and forgot my laptop.
Called my boss to send me the file I needed just to realize 1 hour later that I had web access to the repo and could have download myself.
It looks like it will be a promessing day 😑1 -
YEEEEEESS! FINALLY!!!!
After 4 days trying to find why my build script was showing an error! I finally fixed it!
I still doesn't work, but, hey, it's not the same error message!2 -
Spent last 2 days thinking of a good App Idea for a Hackathon. About 15 ideas later
Error 404: Shit to do not found!2 -
!rant
Today I cleaned my computer SSD (moved ~30GB to a 2TB external drive) and I found 12GB of lost projects.
I thought that I've lost them years ago. They were just looking at me in their big folder. -
Found this gem today (and there is not anything else defined as "any") WTF are you kidding me? Some people should not be allowed to program
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--- Visits stackoverflow for an answer
. You find the accepted answer amazing... Yep this is what I'm looking for. (You copied the code into your source)
.
.
. scrolled down a little bit
.
.
. You saw another answer with a higher upvote. Ooh lala, this is fucking cool. (You copied and replace your source again)
.
. scrolled down once again
.
. You noticed yet another answer which is the most recent and a lot shorter implementation of what you just copied. (No shit! You copied and replace your source yet another time)
.
. scrolled down for the last time maybe and it looks like the previous was the last.
. But then...
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. you saw a comment with lots of upvotes even more than the accepted answer and this comment points to a link.
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. You clicked the link with your mouth salivating waiting to see what holds at the other side of the world which amount this so much upvotes.
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. And Tadaaaa 404 not found!
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. You feel hunted by that mysterious link for the rest your life... -
So I dont have any programming friends really. Any trick to making any? 😬 Apparently I keep getting a 404 error: friend not found. xD6
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Hey devRanters 😁
I've recently done a Cerebro extension that allow people to search on devRant.
It's really new and not yet fully optimized. (also not on NPM yet)
But if some people want to use it before its "published" version, it's here:
https://github.com/Norech/...
It is also my first extension for Cerebro 😀
I'm also very happy to share it 😁
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Is this happening only on my device or someone else too?
(For non OCD People - See the week banner in the image)
If it is with everyone with similar device config... We can raise an issue
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Damn, I'm fucking tired of this country...
"Want affordable electronics?
Well you can go uck your self"
Imagine paying 200 for a pi zero... And from a world wide reseller they don't ship here...
Want a notebook? How about getting 2 months worth of your full salary to pay for a medium one? Pretty good huh?
Globalization my ass.6 -
When a client reaches out to me, I'm like:
404 Fucks Not Found. This is not the web developer you're looking for.2 -
I'm not sure what to answer...
Found on SlimSocial for Facebook - Windows 10 Mobile (latest update😜)
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Found an issue on Medium.com as I was not able to comment on some stories.. after some followups I found that it is because of CORS... they stopped responding after I responded with the reason. :(
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That feeling when you know there’s work to be done, and a deadline to do it by... yet you can’t muster the motivation and you’d rather just play video games.
I suppose at least with contracting from home I have the option of taking a break like this so long as the work gets done on time. I mean, if I was in an office I’d just be dicking about online. -
I recieve a mail from xyz@abc.in and i reply back to the mail and recieve address not found because domain abc.in couldn't be found. I am like wow, and mail was regarding urgency to postpone an interview.3
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Le Me @ the terminal..
$sudo ngixn
Command not found ngixn
OK..
$sudo ngnix
Command not found ngnix
Wtf..
$sudo nginx
Finally! Takes me 3 tries to actually start nginx. Am I the only one ?! ._.)6 -
Try uncheking the voice recognition option for google assistant, the try saying "OK Google" after its switched OFF....
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- Need a module to work with PDFs
- npm install
- But wait, that requires some dependencies
- And those dependencies require more dependencies
- Python not found
- Issues with env variables and wsl
*Bajillion hours later*
- poppler-qt5 not found
What the hecc is a poppler and why do I need it?
:/11 -
When it's 2:45am and you've just finished rewriting a large piece of your code and all your tests pass. A normal person would probably be asleep already. A sane person would go to sleep.
What would you call a person who stays up at this hour just because he likes the tunes a bit too much? :)
https://music.youtube.com/watch/...
just some good tunes and all the green tests.... :dance:5 -
Microsoft is buying GitHub.
Microsoft is buying all the open source.
Microsoft is buying the world.
Microsoft is buying the universe.
Microsoft is buying all the multiverses in the space.
Microsoft is buying all the multiverses in any existing spaces.
Microsoft is buying all the fucking motherfucker planets of any multiverses of everything.
Microsoft is buying Microsoft.
Microsoft is buying the other GAFAM.
Microsoft is buying internet.
Microsoft is buying the life.
Microsoft makes many of their products open source.
Microsoft is liked.
...
Yeah, it's impossible. Especially the last sentence. -
Just found out. devRant swag store is not connected with devRant db. Forgot password, doesn't work from there. It said my email id is not registered.4
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Pulled into a meeting because a search didn't create a new table record for any result NOT found. Apparently, the user wanted dummy results to fill the table if what he searched for wasn't found.... And it was suppose to have nearly every column say "RECORD NOT FOUND". Just.... Why....
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I'm not trying to say that PHP is not consistent, but it's the only language where you can use two styles of typage in a function definition:
function myFunc(ArgType $arg) : ReturnType
{
//...
return new ReturnType($arg);
}
You must decide, PHP... Not use both... -
I've been playing a bit of fallout 4.... Now I kind of wish my computer den was a underground bunker with a massive metal gear door
With the vault number being 4041 -
Why the fuck does B&R's find in string function return 0 when the search string was not found? The return type is not even unsigned?!5
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ContractNotCompleteException.
Just found this on a contract.
19.1 Within this clause *Error! Reference source not found.* the following words shall have the following meanings: -
me.getgirlfriend()
.then((res)=>{console.log(res.msg)})
.catch((err)=>{console.log(err.msg)})
> Girlfriend not found -
root@terminal:~
root@terminal:~# love
-bash: love: command not found
root@terminal:~# happiness
-bash: happiness: command not found
root@terminal:~# peace
-bash: peace: command not found
root@terminal:~# kill
-bash: you need to specify whom to kill
kill: usage: kill [-s sigspec | -n signum | -sigspec] pid | jobspec ... or kill -l [sigspec]
😈😈
Source: reddit -
ARGGHH ? WHY !?
[user@localhost pkgconfig]$ ls
libcrypto.pc libpng16.pc libssh2.pc libtiff-4.pc openssl.pc zlib.pc
libjpeg.pc libpng.pc libssl.pc libtls.pc sqlite3.pc
[user@localhost pkgconfig]$ pkg-config --cflags "openssl"
Package openssl was not found in the pkg-config search path.
Perhaps you should add the directory containing `openssl.pc'
to the PKG_CONFIG_PATH environment variable
Package 'openssl', required by 'virtual:world', not found
[user@localhost pkgconfig]$ echo $PKG_CONFIG_PATH
/CustomPath/lib/pkgconfig/
[user@localhost pkgconfig]$ PKG_CONFIG_PATH=/CustomPath/lib/pkgconfig
[user@localhost pkgconfig]$ pkg-config --cflags "openssl"
Package openssl was not found in the pkg-config search path.
Perhaps you should add the directory containing `openssl.pc'
to the PKG_CONFIG_PATH environment variable
Package 'openssl', required by 'virtual:world', not found7 -
well it took me some time before I found what's wrong on this line.
mount /var/lib/libvirt/images2/
/var/lib/libvirt/images2/ not found in fstab
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Just found out it’s pronounced Microsoft Arr-sure like “sure” in pressure and not Microsoft Arr-zu-ray.4
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Motivation to work: 404 not found!
This project is going to crash, the client wants live but we have a broken ci/cd and the application is not even finished.1 -
Laravel route not found.
Look - so simple :
Route::post('/api/companies', function () {
return 'Hello World';
});
how the fuck it is not found?
Request URL: http://localhost:8000/api/companies
Request Method: POST
Status Code: 404 Not Found
???? I have cleared cache.
How do I check fucking available routes then? In symfony there was router:debug or smth. Cant see like this in laravel46 -
just found out that on `touchend` event you access touch in `event.changedTouches` and not `event.touches`! ☺
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