My company seems to never have the money to do something right but always have the money to do it twice.

So... an Italian government website published sensitive data of thousand of citizens, because they thought that it was enough to turn white the text color in order to anonymize the sensitive content of the files. Italy, 2019.

Source (in Italian):
https://wired.it/internet/regole/...

Submitting long written text on browser.

Novice:
1. Type
2. Submit

Experienced:
1. Type
2. Ctrl+a Ctrl+c
3. Submit

an older self was a moron

Be like Bill !

If you want to call the Manager press Ctrl + Shift + Esc

So, I need to... enable cookies to... disable cookies? Did I get that right?

(wired[.]com btw. My steadily rising adblocker-counter should have made me leave that pile of shit way sooner than I did anyway)

Why developers put on headphones while working..
For Music -20%
To ignore people around - 80%

all the brave souls who are deploying today -- raise your hands!

the reality...

Simple flowchart XD

I still love this meme so much 😂😍😘

Did you know that 7 php is just 0.13 dollars?
I was searching for php7 on duckduckgo xd.

Just sleep XD

C#? Should have used Java
Java? So much boilerplate, use node
JavaScript? Terrible language, get some types
Typescript? Lipstick on a pig
PHP? Gross
React? Should have used Angular
Angular? Should have used Vue
Vue? Why aren't you using jQuery + HTML
VSCode? Use vim instead

Stfu, no one gives a shit about your biased closed minded opinion. Your users really don't care what technology you use, so long as they're happy.

Credit imgur.

Machine Learning

Those are actually real suggestions. I'm not even mad, that's amazing.

😂😂......if you ever did this raise your hands

IoT is when your ai powered toaster is mining bitcoin to pay off its gambling debts it has with the smart fridge.

The S in IoT stands for security.

In 2025, JS-frameworks will outnumber humans.

How programmers comment their code

One Man's Prototype is Another Manager's Product

TCP vs UDP

It works 😄😄

Two factor authentication atrocities 😍😍

Are you even a dev if you haven't done this once?

college is a pyramid scam scheme