True story.

Is there anything worse than maintaining two versions of the same application? Checking out two branches and submitting two pull requests for each and every single thing is killing my productivity. 😔

As a software developer the biggest bug in my software is the End user!

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Stupid users gonna be stupid.

I can't UNDERSTAND it for you!

heh, so a java dev asked a php dev, whats your grestest weakness, and the php dev replied: over engineering things, but who am i to say that...

the java dev got a weird expression on .. :D

When the office is melting in the heat and it takes the air conditioners hours to cool the air to proper temperatures, then comes a scumbag colleague, who eats the smelliest food possible out there! Fuck you, man, fuck you!

Yeah, sure! We can definitely fix that for you

Can we take emails out of the 1990's? Developing with tables and inline styles is no fun at all.

C++ vs Java 😂

Made our wifi password "********" so that when you click "Preview password" you see the same thing. Yes, I have a college degree and yes, that's probably the most clever thing I'll ever be able to do with it.

If programming was an addiction

Next months will be good!

Right ? 😉

God, please make this be my last WordPress project 🙏

Exception handling.

++ if you get it...

At least the number is random.

"Age is just a number"
No, "Age" is clearly a string.

Wifey made me an epic birthday cake :)

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.