- Everything works 10 minutes before presentation
- Nothing works on presentation
- Cry myself in toilet after presentation

Found this in web

The real random generators!

When it's time to go into evil mode

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

When you finally finish the WordPress site your client thought u built from scratch

When you mistakenly end a sentence with a semicolon instead of a period;

Hey girl,
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.

Your CV evolves as Microsoft word evolves.

The horror that is nowadays called "Skype for business"

I had a scrolling addiction on Facebook, then I installed devRant... I can say that I no longer have a scrolling addiction on Facebook... *No time for Facebook, must read all rants!*

My guess is that The Sun Never Sets on devRant. Is that true? How many countries and continents do we have members represented in?

University highlight

Professor: I uploaded 25 C exercises with a 3 week deadline at eclass.

*4 hours later* Me: I completed the exercises.

Professor: ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?

Me: Let me show you

???

Professor : Feel free to skip class for the rest of the month

Well played!

Just saw this during my holiday now 😂

May not be much but this is my first desk as a programmer; no more awkwardly hopping from couch to couch or from Starbucks to Starbucks. Outlook for future productivity is looking good y'all.

My finished side projects are very much like my girlfriend,

Nonexistent.

Hey, remember that one feature that really needed to be in the release and you spend almost a week non stop at the office? Nobody is using it, we're gonna remove it this sprint.

I am 52. I think I am the oldest ranter. This deserves a sticker no doubt!

Good luck to team devRant at the TNW NYC conference today. We are sure you will make our global devRant community proud as always. Thanks for all you do!

Just riding a Segway eating a sandwich rocking my devRant sweatshirt.

We just launched our new stories feature! If you go to the "stories" section, you'll see only rants that are over 70 words and you'll be able to easily enjoy the best long-form rants on devRant!

Just to clarify - all functionality is remaining the same. The main feed will still show all rants. Stories just makes it easier to find fun rants that involve more detailed stories/ranting and helps give them some more exposure.

We hope you enjoy! Feel free to comment here if you have any questions/suggestions about this.

Hey everyone - just a note on rants about politics: we've had a long-standing policy not to really allow any of them. So if you post one and see it quickly disappear from the feed, that's why.

We've gathered a lot of feedback on this and Tim and I both agree that Facebook is ridden with posts about politics and one of the more refreshing aspects of devRant is we've kept it free of that. It's also an aspect of Facebook that many people I've talked to really hate.

Thank you, and feel free to let me know if you have any questions.

I had few days without devRant, I felt lonely.

So, how's your 7:30 to 5 job going?

Use DevRant to rant about your clients ;)

Always double check your keyboard layout when setting a complex password in non-English speaking countries.

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

Ah, the joys of developing.. It's 5am, the world has gone quiet and I'm still wide awake, writing code like no other.. It's so peaceful! Who needs yoga when you can develop!

Why are people talking to me even if they can see that i got my headphones on and i am staring at my monitor like a zombie?! Maybe i should hang two of these "do not disturb" things from hotelrooms on my ears.

devRant; The new reason why I take my phone to the toilet!