Stickers just arrived! Thx @dfox & @trogus Love them!

Self esteem 😆

Client: So you want 50 bucks for 5 minutes work pushing some buttons;
Me: Well yes. I didn't just pushed some buttons... I pushed them in the right sequence and solved your problem.

This rant is dedicated to all the fuckers that like their own post on Facebook. Congrats.

My carrier: You have 20MB of internet left on your phone for the next 10 days...
Me: Ok time to use lynx for browsing.

Naming my psd file for the n-th time: superimportantrevisedfinal-final-draft.psd. I think it's time to move design stuff to a repo ffs.

Super duper Marketing guy gets hired to boosts Eshop sales. Sends a huge wall of text about moving the site to the X VPS hosting plan, put SSL to the site etc..
Me: We are already on that hosting plan. We have SSL and everything else you mention. Are you sure you checked the right Eshop before you made that Grand Plan of boosting sales? 🤣🤣🤣

Lazy dev error message: "Oops! Something went wrong." Yeah... I love you too.

I think we should change that term of Frontend Developer to Diveloper and call it a day.

Dev at some point of the Interview.
Me: ...and how good do you consider yourself with vanilla JavaScript.
Him: erm... I think I'm very Good with Javascript but to be honest, never heard of that Vanilla framework. There are so many libs/frameworks that it's hard to keep up.
Me: ...

"So I created this dope website with wix... Lemme show you how I" SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP FUFUFU!!!??!##@@@

My second computer was a large tower (486DX). When my Mom saw it first time under my desk she asked me: "Is that a mini fridge under your desk?" Me: "No Ma. Its actually a "smart" heater..."

A guy rants a client of mine "anonymously" via his website contact form. How stupid is that. Even worst. He used his static IP connection. Busted! IP forwarded to my client. Turns out he is one of my client's client and has unpaid bills to him :>

The moment when a client dumps you for a "cheaper solution" and after a year his site get hacked and calls you to rescue him. Priceless.

There must be some sort of punishment for those who write JavaScript "Java Script"

Awesome desktop wallpaper.

On a 8088 Acer 500+ with a whopping 640KB RAM with Clipper and dBase III+ on MS-DOS 3.30 back in 1988.

When the client asks you to build him a website "like" booking.com but his budget doesn't even pay a weekend on a cheap hotel...

When a beach has wi-fi but its more a lie-fi.