That I will be a developer in 5 years from now

A good far right is a dead far right

😂 What a joke

I’ve got a new debug partner.

> be me, working while at the beach
> SO: " hey, do you want me to make a bracelet?"
> me: "sure, make me whatever, something that fits me."
> what I get is picrel.

Damn true

LEARN. TO. GOOGLE. YOUR. PROBLEMS. BEFORE. YOU. DECIDE. TO. PING. ME !!!!

I like to play this game called "what's the absolute smallest amount of work I can do without getting fired", and it's a lot harder to play computer games in the office without the "getting fired" bit...

I nearly died 3 years ago. I hate this new, anxious me. Being vulnerable is so fucking hard. Fuck.

#1 life lesson learned from coding: There are things I just can’t be good at no matter how hard I try.

Don't cheat out on discipline

Get the basics right. Only then, you can advance in the area you're working on.

Commit as you go. Work on one thing at a time. Be detailed in your commit messages.

Finding and reverting that one small change that breaks everything is so much harder to do when you change lots of files and the commit message is "update".

Be careful with how many miracles you perform.

The vegetables and probiotics are in my system now. Life is good man.

I like devRant because most people are too sleep deprived / burnt out to start flame wars

damn it... I guess I should move

Looking at git blame, I think I broke a feature 8 months ago. Not obviously broken, just one of the data fields is empty in one of our calculations.

I don't know if it's better or worse that nobody noticed...

I'm not a data scientist but lately I've learned NumPy, Pandas and now I'm learning Matplotlib and Seaborn and after years of Excel the improvement is astounding.

Excel is far easier to approach (I casually use it since I was 6) but once you need to do more advanced stuff it requires a lot of tricks and workarounds which needs to be memorized and are hard to find just by reasoning or are straight impossible without the use of macros which introduces many compatibility issues.

Pandas on the other hand is harder to approach but once you learn the concepts between its basic data structures you can do a lot with little "Google-Fu".

The cultural fit round. The very first round. Got rejected multiple interviews because of failing this round

https://bit.ly/the-developer-medium

LGBT version of the rubber ducky =)

As a moron, I write all tasks in this format even though it makes no sense to do so, so I won't have to put up with business colleagues moaning.

Urghhhhhhh Monday 🙄🙄🙄

Tomorrow is Monday again. That means the weekend is over.

I just answered honestly to an “anonymous” survey of my workplace. If I don’t get laid off in the next 3 months, then I’ll believe it’s truly anonymous.

You all need it.

Today is not a day for pancakes.

Today we need waffles.

Fresh warm waffles. With strawberries.

Kids i learned a valuable lesson today!

Regardless how tired, don't forget wether you are about to put your contact lenses on of off.

why the fuck am I stuck using a "custom javascript framework based on angular.js" instead of NORMAL FUCKING ANGULAR LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE DO.

Y'know how they say it's always DNS?

...it was DNS.

Code reviews be like