When you can't take part in the new avatar shirts (or any avatar swag for that matter) because you mostly lurk and hardly ever rant...

They chose mine! THEY CHOSE MINE!

Procrastinate until 1 day before deadline

I use "go to"

!rant

Just joined the dark side! Feels awesome already!

Personal project coding cycle:

- Because to many libs, too many ways, to many choices

Who will be coding on Christmas ?

I fucking got the job. 😬

That's the real difference!

The first code review

New devRant swag! Hoodies (zip-up) for all your fall/winter sweater needs: https://swag.devrant.io/products/...

Web developer's dilemma

Putting headphones on and being left alone

We are still beautiful.

Fuck Visual Studio.

The devRant Podcast is finally here!! We're happy to announce the release of episode #0 - featuring Andy Hunt (known for The Pragmatic Programmer, rubber duck debugging, DRY, and much more). We can't thank Andy enough for agreeing to be on our first podcast episode and it was so enjoyable to interview him.

We also want to give a huge thanks to our two devRant users who helped us out and came on to talk about their rants - @silhoutte and @sway. We also greatly appreciate all of the questions that were submitted by community members. We really wanted to ask all of them since there were a lot of good ones, but we had to narrow it down a little as Andy was already kind enough to go over the 20 minutes we had originally asked for. This episode features questions from @casanovanoir, @fatlard1993, and @3K-Vengeance.

You can get all the links to the podcast here: https://devrant.io/podcasts/... (available on iTunes, Google Play, and we've provided the raw mp3).

If you'd like to see it on any other platforms in the future, please let us know. And like always, feedback is appreciated since we're new to this and still learning our way when it comes to podcasting. If you enjoy the show, please rate it to help us out :)

Thanks everyone!

I need a new language/framework/ANYTHING. I miss the doing-stupid-shit-but-being-excited-about-it-anyway-coz-NEW-LANGUAGE euphoria :'/
And no not python, that shit is shitty.

Our software department is the only department where swearing in loud voices is allowed .

Says a lot about our department :D

Big congrats to @tahnik - the first devRant member to break 10,000 points!

@dfox do you have swag sweatshirts or hoodies too? I'd love to buy them!

Writing some code on a flight

"ARE YOU HACKING?!?!"
"Ugh... Well yeah but not in the way you're thinking"
"Omg I'm getting a flight attendant"

Needless to say I'm still en route because the flight attendant realized that I'm not Mr Robot, nor do I have ZeroCool scribbled on my laptop anywhere.

It has arrived!

When they ask me to add a new employee to the AD record.

A developer's worth is only measurable in their absence. 😢

Friend: Why don't you just quit your job?
Me: I want to, I just can't right now, it would cause too many issues.
Friend: oh really? Will it affect your health insurance or pension?
Me: No my office is the shipping address for my new iPhone. Haven't got it yet.
Friend: Oh ffs .... seriously?

I have 5 <br/> tags one after the other on a deployed site.

And then there is this beauty...

WHEN YOU DON’T LISTEN TO THE PROGRAMMER...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S UNDEFINED. IT'S RIGHT THERE.

Look at the 'k' in 'keyboard'... Fuck this fucking shit. I'm wasting my life with this stupid things