I’ll tell you a DNS joke but be advised, it could take up to 24 hours for everyone to get it.

Legend Says, "Over 2 Million Developers are having a problem exiting the Resturant.".

They arrived! No idea where third pack’s gotten to though

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pls keep this in your mind!!! please!

Reject a Coffee...

Guess who wasted 2hours of his life to change his configs file again.

When i see people running notepad through wine on linux machine.

Android Development be like:

- Has great idea for app or feature
- Boots up PC
- Starts android studio and creates new project
- Build error
- Gradle build failed
- Android studio crashes
- Java Error
- Shutsdown PC
- Goes and hangs himself

Pretty accurate if you ask me 😀😀😀😎

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

Where is the LAN cable and why the hell does my chair not...

Oh.

Useless Google Shortener API.
It allows 1M requests per day.
But has a max rate limit of 1 request/second. There are 86400 seconds in a day. Why are you giving a 1M requests limit then?

JavaScript...

Yes please.

Nice! Since when did Firefox dev tools have a dark theme?

Came across this and wanted to share it with everyone here! Haha

Just make sure it works!

So is it fashionable now to have an IP address on the side of your trousers? This was in primark?!?!

EVERYTIME!!

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

Seriously....

WPA2 exploit has been patched

Just landed my first freelance project 😁🎉

1 minute of Thread.sleep() for Tum, the best cat ever. Rest in peace, your memory will live on in my devrant avatar.

React bootstrap

When you write 2 unit tests and no integration tests.

There's a new kind of cache i didn't know about.

(/◕ヮ◕)/

When you debugging so intense, your tabs become Toblerone.

This makes me panic, every time