I just invented a new JavaScript operator. It's named "plus with wings", and it's used to sum to numbers without ambiguity or any need of type conversion, for example:

3 -+- "2" // 5

"2.1" -+- "4" // 6.1

"-1.1" -+- "" // -1.1

So, from now, you won't have to wonder anymore what type is that variable.

Tested on all browsers

I forked today

Never thought I'd have so much in common with a layout

Going through the previous guy's code. Dude got his comments on point.

Made this for my mom for one of her projects.
May not be 100% accurate, but I was lazy so that means it's close enough. 😋

Remembering last year tweet...
https://twitter.com/ajlobster/...

Hahaha 😂😂

Float arithmetic is hard

Well yeah. He is right!

Ahhh DDoS attacks

We've all been there

When you finally get the team running on git and your boss gives you a bitbucket to commemorate

Sometimes the testers do a good job, sometimes.. 😂😂

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 204 No Content
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 413 Payload Too Large
Me: 102 Processing
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 429 Too Many Requests

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Me: 101 Switching Protocols
Me: 408 Request Timeout
GF: 102 Processing

Me: GET /sleep
Sleep: 404 Not Found
Me: 406 Not Acceptable

(Morning)
Me: 501 Not Implemented

So I picked up my nephew from his kindergarten and he told me that forks have round holes.
I laughed and said that forks don't have holes, otherwise the food would fall down through them.

It turs out that he was right and I was wrong.

^.* is not an emoticon

"The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit." - Anonymous

Ok guys, show me your Stallman pictures. Everyone has one

Software which is not open source...

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Got hacked in a day after deploying my first site. 😑 I just started developing. Well, I am thankful for that person to point it out to me otherwise I wouldn't have known.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke!

New shipment is in. You can never have enough Raspberry Pi's. ;)

At the ending part of the interview, I asked a final question to the HR.

Me: "So, what language is mostly used here?"

HR: "Since we're dealing with customers from different countries, English."

That would be 🙄

Roses are FF0000,
Violets are 0000FF,
I'll hate scope-changing clients
While(true)

What the...!

Two out of four people do not simplify fractions.

Told my gf I wanted a coding buddy so she won me this during the hackathon 😀

This just made my day