My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Sorry John Doe, you're application for this job has been rejected. As we specified for this job you need to know about GitHub. In your CV you stated that you are an expert in git but our job requires the knowledge of hub as well. Good luck next time

first time i have a boyfriend who s also a developer.... boy, our pillow talk is weird...

I am the first one.

you know shit got serious when you create your own stackoverflow account and post your issue.

Haven't seen this one in here. Made me laugh quite a bit :D

Waiting for Apple to approve your app like:

skype interview with chinese it vp,

vp: do u know cow-computing?
me: sorry what?
vp: cow computing
me: really can't hear you, did u mean actual Cow computing?
vp: i mean cow! you know like in the sky.
me: oohhhh, cloud computing.. (face turns red over embarrassment)

I had been trying to fix a bug for the whole day, I decided to sleep for a while. During my sleep, I dreamt I was working on the code and I fixed the issue. I woke up, tried what I did in my dream and it Worked! I was so confused and happy

Client wants a pixel perfect site...
Comes to the office with a ruler and starts measuring on my screen...

Even error smiles at me now😑, days aren't far when they start LOL at me!

Can't believe devRant is made by a single developer and a designer. BRAVO YOU TWO👏👏

Why I joined devRant

No Jack, not now... I'm busy.

Someone is pretty active on github :D

When the deadline is too close you can't waste time on toasting your bread

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

When you find a problem you're trying to solve on stack overflow and it has no answers

Not a rant, just wondering.
What's your favorite editor (not IDE) out there?

- Atom
- Sublime Text
- Visual Studio Code
- Notepad++
...
- nano
- Other (name it)

I'm trying Atom Editor, I've been a fan of Sublime Text for a couple of years. Tried VS Code, not a chance. Any suggestions?

How many of you here have heard people talk about the next big idea, that actually turns out to be an Uber for XYZ or an Airbnb for ABC?

True story...

Welcome to San Francisco, where even the ice cream ads are programming jokes.

My code.

challenge accepted

Guys guys...look

most evil thing to do...

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning"

That's a tough career choice decision to make 😝