🎶 He's making a list
He's testing it twice
SELECT * FROM users WHERE behavior="nice"
SQL-clause is coming
To town. 🎶

Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

So adopting this price list. Like right now.

It feels stupid to see a simple google dork returning the list of your mistakes.

Found this on the Github trending list

BLOCKCHAIN?

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on binary tree it became a linked list

If you have good eyes, list C# in your skills section.

Q: "Why isn't she committing to me?"
A: "Because you are in her .gitignore list"...

Hell yeah

So I got a notification that my LinkedIn profile showed up in several searches this week. Not sure I should be too happy about it though...

Don't send me a confirmation email that I successfully unsubscribed from your list you shit nugget.

My smartphone specifications list
1. Should come with 3.5 mm jack
2. No exploding battery please.

How to order a list in Python

List of things that my fucking corporate proxy blocks

* Maven
* The NPM registry
* Github

List of things that aren't blocked

* Google drive
* Twitter
* Porn

Half my mobile data is burned away by NPM sinkholes. Fuck this place.

Circular linked list

My weekend todo list

"I'll put this shopping list on my phone so I don't forget it!"

Inspired...

> project nearing deadline [✔]
> an IDE that hangs itself [✔]
> awkward status meetings that turns into pointless discussion [✔]
> confusing requirements [✔]
> getting addicted to tea [✔]
> losing track of time [✔]
> sleepless nights [✔]
> overgrown hair and beard [✔]
> did I shower today ? [✔]
> no srsly did I ? [✔]
> I don't know where am going with this [✔]
> I should probably get some sleep [?!]

Always at home: check
Dark themes ftw: check
Black hoodie: check
At least 2 monitors: check
1k Browser tabs: check
Up all night: check
Tiered 24/7: check
notepad++: check
Keyboard wakes my sister from 2 rooms across: check
Burns in sunlight: check
DevRant: check

What else to be a successful programmer?

enabling firewall on a vps to secure my docker containers and forgetting to add openssh to allowed list --> ssh blocked 😃🔫

Here's my list of NaN reasons why JS doesn't suck

Devs don't have a bucket list; we have a // TODO list

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Why is the confirmation needed?

More extensive list coming soon...

Wanted to install babeljs and found devRant on the list, not bad

When they ask you to sign up for a mailing list to reveal a coupon code.

Christmas song for UNIX hackers:

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus < north pole > town

cat /etc/passed > list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice > giftlist
santa claus < north pole > town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for (goodness sake) {
be good
}

(By Frank Carey, AT&T Bell Laboratories, 1985 )

Fight against procrastination.

//now I can cross "make your first rant" item on my todo list from 2016.

My last girlfriend was a Linked List. It was easy to get head but getting tail required serious effort.

I went on an interview was given an algorithm to solve, solved it in 30 mins and they had allocated 20 mins for it. So I guess I suck. I build shit, I don't do algos that often so I'm obviously rusty.

interviewer: so why should we hire you over a CS graduate.

me: cause I can get shit done.

... akward silence

interviewer: what do you mean by that? like html and CSS?

me: as you can see, I have built large scale real-time web apps with React/Redux (the stack they supposedly use and the position they're hiring for!) the knowledge I have is practical, it can't be learned from books, and it can't be learned from a course. Only building, breaking and rebuilding over time will teach you this knowledge. So essentially a CS grad, who hasn't committed the same amount of hours as I have, can't possibly match me. But they probably can better explain the real world applications of using linked lists...and won't have to Google what Pascal's triangle is like I had to....

interviewer: I see. we will be in touch.

lol well I guess they'll be in touch..

Making our own linked list class in C++
This is how he deleted his list in the destructor

~myList() {
delete head;
}

Gets a couple of points off, blames the prof for biased marking

swag-for-dev
A list of swag opportunities for developers

If my to do list was a house

✔️ Every time you build a to-do list app, a puppy 🐕 dies 😢

Once, at school, last year, we had to present a C# project that, upon clicking a button, took words from a .txt file and showed them in an alphabetical listBox...

Since the file they gave us was so long that we had to wait a minute or so to get the listBox full, I implemented a progressBar which popped up on the button, and upon clicking it, the progressBar advanced for every word it loaded, until, upon finishing, it would have disappear leaving again the button, and the listBox would have been loaded.

Apparently, this choice alone – even if it had next to nothing to do with the exercise – was enough to give me a solid 9 out of 10, because our professors never explained us about progressBars and I used that completely on my own... I tend to do things like this in class, where I explore what my tools could give me.

So long story short, I ended up having the best vote in class for that, and I was so happy and motivated :D

Moral of the story: if you can, always try to learn something new about your tools and your programming language, on your own, because apparently it gives you advantage towards others, at least in school. Or even if you're not in school, it could still be something cool to learn that might be helpful in the future, for your projects or your job's projects.
The more you know, the better!

diskpart

list disk

select disk 1

clean

*silence*

*more silence*

Fuck

When management produces a list of priorities but every item on the list is #1 priority. So some items are in BOLD to signify their even greater priority over other priorities.

I wonder how many TODO list apps there exists.

Let's list some holy wars!

• OS
• Browser
• VIM vs EMACS
• Gif vs "J"if

What I'm I missing?

Hugging hell i hugging hate this shit.

*/Linux users who watch mailing list will understand this rant/*

Woohoo we asked for a prioritized list of changes , we got 2 power points instead.

Yeah, fuck you too.

Don't use code comments to list the root-admin credentials for all your servers!!!!!!

Note to self:
Don't try to remove elements from a list using a for loop because the FUCKING LIST SIZE CHANGES!
Just copy required elements to another list and discard the previous.
Spent fucking 2 hours on this.
/Rant

She : You spend your whole day with your stupid computer ! That dumb machine is more important to you than me. We are done 😡

Me : Babe, I swear to God, you'll always be number one on my priority list.

She : Aww.. love you so much 😚

Me in mind : This must be the reason behind foundation of 0 index for Devs.

Is it possible to list the oldest active accounts here on devrant?

You won't believe me, but I can create a to-do list with vanilla Javascript

Rubber ducks as ceiling lights: added to wish list

Linked List!
Credits: Codechef

So apparently this guy has the infrastructure for the Linux kernel mailinglist archive sitting under his desk.

And then there was a power outage.
While he's on vacation.
Now, someone has to physically go there to enter a LUKS passphrase to let the system boot again... 🤔😂😂😂

Sometimes I don't understand people.

When I slice the head off a list I usually call the rest decapitated.

const [head, ...decapitated] = myList

Made the notif. list more readable B-)

My to-do list is a stack when it should be a queue

Hey guys I just installed Arch Linux and a desktop environment, I don't know what to do with my life now...

Was looking through the most used passwords list (the one that had 'removed my password from lists...'). 'password' is like one of the top one, and then 'PASSWORD' is 810th !?!?!?! At least it's before hentai...

A PRODUCT BACKLOG IS NOTHING MORE THAN A GLORIFIED WISH-LIST

A year ago, in the second programming course in uni, we had an assignment about making a linked list. It was nice, as I learnt how they are made. But then we had another, then a lab, and after that other 3 assignments adding functionalities to our list and improving it. It was horrible, but it was finally over.
The problem is that the following semester, the first assignment of the operating systems course was about making a list. The first assignment of the programmimg course made us implement a list too, to practice polymorphism. We had lists also for the last assignments for those two courses (they were about heaps and custom memory management respectively).
At this point I was completely fed up with lists. That brings us to the present, and guess what we are having for the first assignment of the algortihms & data structures course... Yeah. I hate linked lists

Don't talk to me I'm a programmer!

First, I'll kill you
make you leave all your children
Then I'll chop off your HEAD
now you're a zombie
I'll thread all your limbs back together
you can never REST
because I'm a master of all slaves
this is a test
And if I'm finally done with you
I'll leave you for garbage collection
Hello World!
Don't talk to me

What I should do:
- organise my files
- make a pp presentation for English that I haven't even started
- learn for a test about insurances
- learn about characterising, processing and evaluating data
- more shit

What I do:
- browse devrant
- play games
- flash a new ROM until I find a good one
- restore a backup
- flash another ROM
- restore a backup
- go with the least worst ROM I had installed
- sleep
- sleep
- sleep
- sleep
- FUCKING SLEEP

At least I completely blocked YouTube...

So one problem checked off my list today, solved by concluding:

MOTHERFUCKERS DON’T READ WHAT THE CHECKBOX SAYS

<li> tags = good, but this... This is far superior…

Blockchain is just glorified linked list!!! Change my mind.

1 bug, 2 hours.
Just from
this.setState(｛list : list｝）
To
this.setState(｛list : [...list]｝）
OMG...

So when I was working for a web dev shop, one of the clients asked us to have a drop down of all the different combinations you can have for street types to appear on the address form of their shopping cart. So stuff like "Street", "St", "Drive", "Dr", "Lane", "Ln" etc. We told the client that it wasn't possible since the possible combinations and how some street don't all end with a type.

But the client was adamant about having this so we ended up building a section in the administration section to allow the client to add any new street type to a database table that will populate the dropdown.

Well. I just spent 5 hours making a clickable list view in xamarin.

Two more added to the list :)

I wrote a todo list program, which also is my first self written api. Currently load testing. Server is ok.

Today I sent email blast to wrong list of 12k recipients. I was given the list by another employee. I crashed the email server. It was fun.

Who ever decided to put Stop right above Publish in the WebSphere server options list is a sadist

This was my TODO list for this weekend, guess how many are left for tomorrow?

I finally fucking did it. I left the SoloLearn community for good, if it's even considered a community at all. Let me compile you a list why it is pure crap.

0. They only grant you totally impractical tutorials a few internet searches can teach you as well, maybe even more in-depth

1. Their challenge system is entirely unbalanced. Upon winning a challenge, you get 5 XP, if you lose one you lose 40 XP

2. Their Code Playground feed is filled with shitty pieces of code that do not teach anyone anything

3. Code Playground's intellisense sucks. When a variable name is autocompleted by the user and you press any other button, including on your keyboard, the autocompleted part simply disappears

4. A recent coding challenge was featuring that new Avengers movie where you had to create a web page featuring all Avengers. This is impossible to do for non-web developers like me, while their challenges are "for everyone"

5. The Q&A section is full of posts that are no questions. They use it to share their shitty programming memes and nobody gives a shit that that's completely off-topic

A pretty long rant but it's been worth it every word. Farewell, SoloLearn! Go fuck yourself

I'm number zero!!!

First time I've been at the top of a top list...

Writing a list of censored words is fun!
Hehe

That moment when your open issues list no longer scrolls... pure bliss.

When I'm trying to find resource to setup react-toolbox with react using same keyword in google for past 3 hours ....(google removed me from human being list to bot list)

When devRant is ahead of 9gag in my reading list. Actually #1.

I saw a blockchain video. Adding blockchain developer to my list of skills on Linkedin

JustTechNerdThings #193240927340293

Having your tabs as a TODO list...

Ummm, why exactly do you need to see my calendar to show me the list of contacts?!

Everyone's on my watch list.

Sincerely
Boss.

Compound infinite list comprehensions in Haskell make my head hurt.

So you wanna buy a consulting company?

(Here is the job listing on linkedin)

Users.applyAll(u -> u.watchOut(true), u -> u.setCry(false), u -> u.setPout(false));
Users.each(u -> u.tell(He.getName() + " is coming to " + TownRegistry.getCommonName()));

List<Object> list = He.composeList();

He.validate(() -> list);
He.validate(() -> list);

List<Object> naughty = He.filter(He.UserType.NAUGHTY, () -> list);
List<Object> nice = He.filter(He.UserType.NICE, () -> list);

He.with(naughty, nice).arrive(TownRegistry.next());

Users.each(u -> u.setStateObserver(User.State.SLEEPING, He.asObserver()));
Users.each(u -> u.setStateObserver(User.State.AWAKE, He.asObserver()));
He.subscriptions().monitorEvents(s -> s.type == He.EventType.BAD);
He.subscriptions().monitorEvents(s -> s.type == He.EventType.GOOD);
He.subscriptions().each(s -> He.advisor(He.EventType.GOOD).advice(s));

Does anyone else make a list of new things you hear about to research later? I have a big ass list, as well as dozens of open tabs with things to read up on.

What is the difference between an Array and a Linked List?

Building a router for a friend. Please list whats wrong with it :D

I've spent so much time writing terms and conditions, I'm tempted to list it as a feature of my app

I hate it when projects says "join our mailing list" and it is hosted by google. Fuck it

Open devRant is now officially in my task list. 😎

Annoying git cli inconsistencies:

git branch --list
git stash list

Lost count of the times I have entered

git branch list

So, basically what happened today was:
A classmate asked me if I could hack him some money in online games. Later on he saw me using an FTP Client and saied: "Whoa, if I was as good as you I would totally use my skills to hack something!!!"

Yea... no.

(Writing this I turned of aurocorrect cause it's pissing me of when writing english)

Here is way to find the element with maximum frequency in a list in Python:

a = [1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,1]

print(max(set(a), key = a.count))

And yet so true... Except the throw away part...

The list gets longer....

What's wrong with this list

I have more people in my "blocked" list than I have friends... Just noticed that.

Yesterday I added another item to the list of things I hate but am told to use at work,

Instagram.

Finally, it's working..
A new device added to my Collection.
Welcome Echo Dot !!!!!
Long list of skills planning to implement..

Interviewing for a front end JavaScript position. Interviewer asks me to converge a linked list in c#. wtf?

List things I think at work

1. DevRant's gonna love this

sucks
mul
lls
thread
ti
ba
ing

^^

From my actual to-do list last week

Tell PM that something isn't possible. Still puts in the todo list with high priority...

If any of you list coffee as a dev productivity tip i will slap someone

does anyone know if theres a way (browser / api / mobile) lying around on devRant to retreive the list of users you have subscribed to?

it looks like someone has a half done project to finish 😢

Boxed primitive types. You can have a Integer inside a List but not an int inside one.

Client sent over their list of locations. The last entry was "poop"...

I started thinking it would be a good idea to write a shopping list in json so it's nice and categorised.

Then I thought what people who saw my list in the shop would say.

Is it ok to list json in your CV?

Learning Vue.js and it's awesome...

Making To-do list.📜📜

Any suggestions👻?

I don't really have one favorite programmer, there are many. I'll just add one to the list:

John Carmack

Welcome to CozyBot for devRant!

Server Status: Running
Waiting List: 29

Type !start to run

Damn, and where is the "never" option? (p.s. This is a list of dates if it's not so obvious :))

Fuck me sideways, it took me so long to figure out what caused a certain bug. Thanks python
>>> list = [[0] * 2] * 2
>>> list
[[0, 0], [0, 0]]
>>> list[0][0] = 1
>>> list
[[1, 0], [1, 0]]

Linked list

BAPC 2018

An intern approached me for help in one of their past exam questions. They said they had already turned in the exam but just wanted to know the answer. The question was not that hard and I had a bit of time to kill so I helped them.

Me: So, to make it O(n), you have to make it a double linked list, and keep a tail.

Them: But the problem requires us to solve it with a single liked list.

Me: You can just iterate it at the end to make it single-linked again. That costs O(n), so the solution is still O(n).

Them: Oh yeah right. I don't think we even need a tail though, we could just have a variable pointing to the last link.

Me: ...which is called a tail.

If only my deadlines grew as fast as my todo list does...

The list is long... Very long.

*Anxiety is seen smirking in the background*

This has been here for atleast 6 months. When are we getting a more extensive list? Would be quite interesting 🙂

Initialize List ✔️

Initialize and hydrate DTO ✔️

Forget to add DTO to List and wonder why my list is returning empty?

Every fucking time!

What is everyone's goto to-do list tool/app and why?

List ALL js frameworks

So COSMOs hasn't implemented a proper clearing method for lists... Having to do this to clear my output list hurts!

As a junior dev from a sysadmin and security background, this is a list of software development concepts I never seemed to truly understand but hope to(rated from most intimidating to least):

1) Frontend web development and all the huge world of javascript frameworks and tools. - It's more overwhelming than the political geography of the Holy Roman Empire in the Middle Ages.

2) Machine Learning, Deep Learning and A.I- too much math that fucks with my brain.

3) low-level programming(kernel,drivers) - sounds extremely interesting but the code in assembly/C/C++ looks like Linear A Minoan hieroglyphics.

4) Rx(insert language here) - I never get why it is useful or why someone invented this. Seems interesting though.

5) Code Reflection - sounds like Thelemic magick.

6) Packaging, automation, build tools, devops, CI, Testing -seems too complicated. I just want to run an executable at the client or make a web app that does something. Why all this process?

Documenting. Starting Microsoft Word to fill in a preconfigured template. It contains two numbered lists, but the numbering incorrectly continues from the first list to the second. Right-click > numbering > Set Numbering Value > Start new list. Bang! MS Word fucks up the complete formatting, margins, tabs, paragraph spacing... But the list numbering still continues from the first list to the second.

I SO FUCKING HATE MICROSOFT WORD FOR WINDOWS!!!

If anyone looking to start learning blender because of any reason (like being a masochist among others), check out blederguru's tutorials.
The guy is doing God's work. At least animation Gods. Funny, awesome & detailed content.

I resolved a list of bugs and no new problems came up in testing.

So why am I so scared?

Tweets like this...
And I'm saying this as a full-stack SWE!

master -> main/default/primary
slave -> secondary
blacklist -> deny list
whitelist -> allow list

Let the age of newspeak commence!

Aha, more c++ knowledge. An implementation of a List (already provided by vector).

Lots of learning here, including use of the placement new operator, which is required for containers like this because if you just use the normal new operator, the buffer will construct a million items.

Also, the buffer is of type char*, not of type T, which really confused me in the beginning.

Lastly, with placement new, you need to call destructors yourself.

Interesting stuff.

Damn, I think I'm in love with the LISP syntax. Everything looks so elegant and sexy.

The official DevRant ™ Horniest Members List:
1. @uyouthe
2. Everyone else

I should probably make a list, shouldn’t I?

Nah. I’ll get to it later.

Tye branch manager just made me spend 1.5 hours rearranging a huge dropdown list because he wanted to be able to sort it differently. We are deleting that dropdown list tomorrow.

The number of ‘Junior FRONT-end’ positions that list Node.js as a requirement.

My daily Unix command list: unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep.

When you're so deep into programming that you see this piece of code in a bulleted list and start to feel your body shaking and feeling really badly.

An incomplete list of 2018 personal dev goals:

* do more web development (It's fun. In a crude way.)
* finish the smart lamp I started building in 2016 ...
* fix up more electronic devices while learning their inner workings
* learn Python and some other language
* get myself a blog again
* get that testautomation thing which is haunting me in my dreams already to production
* be more relaxed
* do some home automation while not cursing all that much

Oh here is our wifi list

Angel list is way better than LinkedIn for jobs.

A bit late finding, but I actually like the design.

(Surface Pro Pride Skin)

I applaud myself for this absolutely ironic piece of code. Dunno when i wrote this.

I appreciate people making tutorials to help people learn, but please, please, please, choose a different topic than creating a task list next time.

'Cliche' can be added to the 'Reason for downvote?' list! 😋

I once sent a test message mail to a list full of over 500 customers instead of the actual test list on mailchimp! :p

Writing FizzBuzz in 3 lines via python list comprehentions.

*Working on code: 😋😃🥰

-

* Goes to todo list

-

* Item on the list: Documentation (1 month overdue)

-

Everyone comment one programming language that someone else did not already comment. Let's see how many different ones we can list. GO!

Lack of basic cyber security in companies is ridiculous. High on executives risk list.

Wonder how long time it will take until haveibeenpwned.com will be listed on it's on list of data breaches....

How do you customise your arch installation ?

Desktop environment and stuff ..
Give me the whole list

New server check list?

The app I'm working on is so useful to me I can't wait to finish it. Yeah, I'm excited for it.

What's in your list for this week? 😊

The other day I was having a problem with a RecyclerView. A button was being drawn all the way on the top of the screen with a HUGE padding. Changed background of said button, fixed. I will never understand...

and this is why you dont let a first timer build your database....

"has 34 column names in index key list. The maximum limit for index or statistics key column list is 16"

Thinking about that bug list over breakfast...

A crowdsourced curated list of python scripts

Then what is the use of compression?

PS: the file list goes on...

Does anyone here have a good list of websites for freelancing?

I hated everything about college and the archaic mindset every professor had regarding programming. But there was one thing my most hated professor said that really hits home today.

We were struggling through double linked lists with classes that month and almost the entire class was throwing a fit over it and the tasks assignments.

The professor finally was fed up and said "If you do not get absolute enjoyment out of dealing with various dimensions of data and the complexities that surround them, you will never enjoy your job as a programmer".

In web development we think theres a possibility that we will not deal with most of the BS we dealt with in our data structure classes. Ohh so wrong. I dont think Ive even had one SPA framework yet that has not required a ridiculous amount of deep structures to function accordingly.

And if your not diving deep within your component then your only passing the structure down into another component to do more structuring on it in attempt to abstract some of the complexity.

Very quickly I realize that im essentially building (in some way or another) links lists of data flowing back and forth, just on a much more complex level.

So i guess not all schooling is so bad

Any tips on how to organize the ever growing shit list that is my tasks list? Maybe some of you are using some awesome methods that I don't know about?

Installing a Library update, so that 2 lines of code can put some space between 2 list items

Thanks google

Give me a second to get my todo list.

- get a office/server room built
- setup a home kubernetes cluster
- create an open-source ActivityPub whatsapp clone
- unify existing ActivityPub implementations where an account on one can be used on others
- finish dockerssh
- create an irc bridge for signal messenger.
- find a way to fully provision linux workstations fully unattended

!rant
Something I needed without even knowing, but finally realized today:

alias ls='ls --group-directories-first'

(mac-fags will need to brew coreutils and alias to gls instead)

All credits to that random guy on superuser (stackexchange). Make directories great again! 😇

Why do some websites like Craig's list look like it was made 15 years ago?

I had perfect code until the exception handling was on my Todo list... Fuck my beautiful architecture I guess

Just discovered my little devrant april fools inspired binary tampermonkey script made it onto the devrant awesome list 😊

Started to learn haskell.
.
.
.
suddenly my whole life seemed to become a 'list' of events 🤐😔

Want to get last value of a list?

value = 0
for value in list:
pass

working with 10 year old code :/

Does anyone else have a client that wants updates, but they never supply a list of the changes?

My Bucket List (shortened)
1. Get a job
2. Hear my music in random stores
3. Fly a Cessna solo

My mobile/web app that gives you a list of open restaurants within 500m/1km. Need to further ML.

me: yes..hurray I fixed 5 of 25 critical bugs. Its turning out to be a great day.....

...checks the bug list....

"There are 29 critical bugs in the list"

Does anybody know an awesome list of services relevant to (.NET) developers? Preferably self hosted.

The section in kickballs list is too short I think.

Write down tasks list

Python list and dictionary comprehension is some crazy awesome black magic. More languages should have these.

‪Why do developers leave out the google search engine when they list out their development tools?‬