Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

So adopting this price list. Like right now.

It feels stupid to see a simple google dork returning the list of your mistakes.

BLOCKCHAIN?

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on binary tree it became a linked list

Yo momma so fat, she sat on my binary tree and it collapsed into a linked list!

- Anon from Reddit.

If you have good eyes, list C# in your skills section.

Q: "Why isn't she committing to me?"
A: "Because you are in her .gitignore list"...

Hell yeah

I came up with a single pass O(n) sort algorithm I call StalinSort. U iterate down the list of elements checking if they are in order. Any element which is out of order is eliminated. At the end u have a sorted list.

@mathew@mastodon.social

So I got a notification that my LinkedIn profile showed up in several searches this week. Not sure I should be too happy about it though...

I am new to Linux and still trying to figure out the CLI
Luckily my colleague and good friend helped me out with a list!

My smartphone specifications list
1. Should come with 3.5 mm jack
2. No exploding battery please.

How to order a list in Python

My weekend todo list

"I'll put this shopping list on my phone so I don't forget it!"

So... some guy at the company I work for complains to software dept that we've broken his app.

He's saying we've removed the drop down list from this field he uses....

We're all like... there's never been a drop down list there?!

it escalates and some big-dogs get involved. One of us has to go out and see him. Turns out the "drop down list" was his browsers saved autocomplete history, and he had changed browsers.

Asshole.

> project nearing deadline [✔]
> an IDE that hangs itself [✔]
> awkward status meetings that turns into pointless discussion [✔]
> confusing requirements [✔]
> getting addicted to tea [✔]
> losing track of time [✔]
> sleepless nights [✔]
> overgrown hair and beard [✔]
> did I shower today ? [✔]
> no srsly did I ? [✔]
> I don't know where am going with this [✔]
> I should probably get some sleep [?!]

Always at home: check
Dark themes ftw: check
Black hoodie: check
At least 2 monitors: check
1k Browser tabs: check
Up all night: check
Tiered 24/7: check
notepad++: check
Keyboard wakes my sister from 2 rooms across: check
Burns in sunlight: check
DevRant: check

What else to be a successful programmer?

enabling firewall on a vps to secure my docker containers and forgetting to add openssh to allowed list --> ssh blocked 😃🔫

Here's my list of NaN reasons why JS doesn't suck

Devs don't have a bucket list; we have a // TODO list

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Wanted to install babeljs and found devRant on the list, not bad

More extensive list coming soon...

A curated list of awesome websites, tools and resources on internet across different categories and genres.

When they ask you to sign up for a mailing list to reveal a coupon code.

Christmas song for UNIX hackers:

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus < north pole > town

cat /etc/passed > list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice > giftlist
santa claus < north pole > town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for (goodness sake) {
be good
}

(By Frank Carey, AT&T Bell Laboratories, 1985 )

DON'T LIST A JOB UNDER "PHP DEVELOPER REQUIRED" IF THE SPECIFICATIONS MENTION NOTHING ABOUT PHP BUT ASK FOR WORDPRESS AND WOO COMMERCE EXPERIENCE YOU UTTER BLOODY GRAVY BOAT

My last girlfriend was a Linked List. It was easy to get head but getting tail required serious effort.

Fight against procrastination.

//now I can cross "make your first rant" item on my todo list from 2016.

I went on an interview was given an algorithm to solve, solved it in 30 mins and they had allocated 20 mins for it. So I guess I suck. I build shit, I don't do algos that often so I'm obviously rusty.

interviewer: so why should we hire you over a CS graduate.

me: cause I can get shit done.

... akward silence

interviewer: what do you mean by that? like html and CSS?

me: as you can see, I have built large scale real-time web apps with React/Redux (the stack they supposedly use and the position they're hiring for!) the knowledge I have is practical, it can't be learned from books, and it can't be learned from a course. Only building, breaking and rebuilding over time will teach you this knowledge. So essentially a CS grad, who hasn't committed the same amount of hours as I have, can't possibly match me. But they probably can better explain the real world applications of using linked lists...and won't have to Google what Pascal's triangle is like I had to....

interviewer: I see. we will be in touch.

lol well I guess they'll be in touch..

swag-for-dev
A list of swag opportunities for developers

If my to do list was a house

diskpart

list disk

select disk 1

clean

*silence*

*more silence*

Fuck

Making our own linked list class in C++
This is how he deleted his list in the destructor

~myList() {
delete head;
}

Gets a couple of points off, blames the prof for biased marking

When you come to work on Monday as see your Calendar and Todo list clean.

Next level happiness :)

Once, at school, last year, we had to present a C# project that, upon clicking a button, took words from a .txt file and showed them in an alphabetical listBox...

Since the file they gave us was so long that we had to wait a minute or so to get the listBox full, I implemented a progressBar which popped up on the button, and upon clicking it, the progressBar advanced for every word it loaded, until, upon finishing, it would have disappear leaving again the button, and the listBox would have been loaded.

Apparently, this choice alone – even if it had next to nothing to do with the exercise – was enough to give me a solid 9 out of 10, because our professors never explained us about progressBars and I used that completely on my own... I tend to do things like this in class, where I explore what my tools could give me.

So long story short, I ended up having the best vote in class for that, and I was so happy and motivated :D

Moral of the story: if you can, always try to learn something new about your tools and your programming language, on your own, because apparently it gives you advantage towards others, at least in school. Or even if you're not in school, it could still be something cool to learn that might be helpful in the future, for your projects or your job's projects.
The more you know, the better!

I wonder how many TODO list apps there exists.

✔️ Every time you build a to-do list app, a puppy 🐕 dies 😢

When management produces a list of priorities but every item on the list is #1 priority. So some items are in BOLD to signify their even greater priority over other priorities.

Let's list some holy wars!

• OS
• Browser
• VIM vs EMACS
• Gif vs "J"if

What I'm I missing?

Hugging hell i hugging hate this shit.

*/Linux users who watch mailing list will understand this rant/*

Woohoo we asked for a prioritized list of changes , we got 2 power points instead.

Yeah, fuck you too.

Don't use code comments to list the root-admin credentials for all your servers!!!!!!

Note to self:
Don't try to remove elements from a list using a for loop because the FUCKING LIST SIZE CHANGES!
Just copy required elements to another list and discard the previous.
Spent fucking 2 hours on this.
/Rant

Rubber ducks as ceiling lights: added to wish list

Made the notif. list more readable B-)

She : You spend your whole day with your stupid computer ! That dumb machine is more important to you than me. We are done 😡

Me : Babe, I swear to God, you'll always be number one on my priority list.

She : Aww.. love you so much 😚

Me in mind : This must be the reason behind foundation of 0 index for Devs.

My to-do list is a stack when it should be a queue

Is it possible to list the oldest active accounts here on devrant?

You won't believe me, but I can create a to-do list with vanilla Javascript

When I slice the head off a list I usually call the rest decapitated.

const [head, ...decapitated] = myList

Linked List!
Credits: Codechef

Was looking through the most used passwords list (the one that had 'removed my password from lists...'). 'password' is like one of the top one, and then 'PASSWORD' is 810th !?!?!?! At least it's before hentai...

So apparently this guy has the infrastructure for the Linux kernel mailinglist archive sitting under his desk.

And then there was a power outage.
While he's on vacation.
Now, someone has to physically go there to enter a LUKS passphrase to let the system boot again... 🤔😂😂😂

Sometimes I don't understand people.

A year ago, in the second programming course in uni, we had an assignment about making a linked list. It was nice, as I learnt how they are made. But then we had another, then a lab, and after that other 3 assignments adding functionalities to our list and improving it. It was horrible, but it was finally over.
The problem is that the following semester, the first assignment of the operating systems course was about making a list. The first assignment of the programmimg course made us implement a list too, to practice polymorphism. We had lists also for the last assignments for those two courses (they were about heaps and custom memory management respectively).
At this point I was completely fed up with lists. That brings us to the present, and guess what we are having for the first assignment of the algortihms & data structures course... Yeah. I hate linked lists

Hey guys I just installed Arch Linux and a desktop environment, I don't know what to do with my life now...

What I should do:
- organise my files
- make a pp presentation for English that I haven't even started
- learn for a test about insurances
- learn about characterising, processing and evaluating data
- more shit

What I do:
- browse devrant
- play games
- flash a new ROM until I find a good one
- restore a backup
- flash another ROM
- restore a backup
- go with the least worst ROM I had installed
- sleep
- sleep
- sleep
- sleep
- FUCKING SLEEP

At least I completely blocked YouTube...

<li> tags = good, but this... This is far superior…

Don't talk to me I'm a programmer!

First, I'll kill you
make you leave all your children
Then I'll chop off your HEAD
now you're a zombie
I'll thread all your limbs back together
you can never REST
because I'm a master of all slaves
this is a test
And if I'm finally done with you
I'll leave you for garbage collection
Hello World!
Don't talk to me

So when I was working for a web dev shop, one of the clients asked us to have a drop down of all the different combinations you can have for street types to appear on the address form of their shopping cart. So stuff like "Street", "St", "Drive", "Dr", "Lane", "Ln" etc. We told the client that it wasn't possible since the possible combinations and how some street don't all end with a type.

But the client was adamant about having this so we ended up building a section in the administration section to allow the client to add any new street type to a database table that will populate the dropdown.

1 bug, 2 hours.
Just from
this.setState(｛list : list｝）
To
this.setState(｛list : [...list]｝）
OMG...

Who ever decided to put Stop right above Publish in the WebSphere server options list is a sadist

Today I sent email blast to wrong list of 12k recipients. I was given the list by another employee. I crashed the email server. It was fun.

I wrote a todo list program, which also is my first self written api. Currently load testing. Server is ok.

Blockchain is just glorified linked list!!! Change my mind.

So one problem checked off my list today, solved by concluding:

MOTHERFUCKERS DON’T READ WHAT THE CHECKBOX SAYS

When I'm trying to find resource to setup react-toolbox with react using same keyword in google for past 3 hours ....(google removed me from human being list to bot list)

Well. I just spent 5 hours making a clickable list view in xamarin.

I'm number zero!!!

First time I've been at the top of a top list...

Two more added to the list :)

This was my TODO list for this weekend, guess how many are left for tomorrow?

I finally fucking did it. I left the SoloLearn community for good, if it's even considered a community at all. Let me compile you a list why it is pure crap.

0. They only grant you totally impractical tutorials a few internet searches can teach you as well, maybe even more in-depth

1. Their challenge system is entirely unbalanced. Upon winning a challenge, you get 5 XP, if you lose one you lose 40 XP

2. Their Code Playground feed is filled with shitty pieces of code that do not teach anyone anything

3. Code Playground's intellisense sucks. When a variable name is autocompleted by the user and you press any other button, including on your keyboard, the autocompleted part simply disappears

4. A recent coding challenge was featuring that new Avengers movie where you had to create a web page featuring all Avengers. This is impossible to do for non-web developers like me, while their challenges are "for everyone"

5. The Q&A section is full of posts that are no questions. They use it to share their shitty programming memes and nobody gives a shit that that's completely off-topic

A pretty long rant but it's been worth it every word. Farewell, SoloLearn! Go fuck yourself

> devRant offers to let me share my rants on Facebook.
> Majority of my colleagues and boss in my friends list.

Nope.

me@termux $ su -c pm list packages
android.os.DeadObjectException: Transaction failed on small parcel; remote process probably died at [...]

Hmm, strange.. wasn't that the proper command? 🤔
Maybe it's SELinux that's at it again? It's giving permission errors with /sys/class/power_supply/battery/capacity as well, which can only be solved by disabling SELinux it seems.

me@termux $ su -c setenforce 0
me@termux $ su -c pm list packages
(Gives list)

So it was SELinux after all.. FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!

Writing a list of censored words is fun!
Hehe

JustTechNerdThings #193240927340293

Having your tabs as a TODO list...

That moment when your open issues list no longer scrolls... pure bliss.

When devRant is ahead of 9gag in my reading list. Actually #1.

I saw a blockchain video. Adding blockchain developer to my list of skills on Linkedin

Compound infinite list comprehensions in Haskell make my head hurt.

I've spent so much time writing terms and conditions, I'm tempted to list it as a feature of my app

Ummm, why exactly do you need to see my calendar to show me the list of contacts?!

Need help with creating an awesome-list for devRant!
If you have any devRant-related projects, please add them!

Everyone's on my watch list.

Sincerely
Boss.

Does anyone else make a list of new things you hear about to research later? I have a big ass list, as well as dozens of open tabs with things to read up on.

Building a router for a friend. Please list whats wrong with it :D

What is the difference between an Array and a Linked List?

I hate it when projects says "join our mailing list" and it is hosted by google. Fuck it

Open devRant is now officially in my task list. 😎

Here is way to find the element with maximum frequency in a list in Python:

a = [1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,1]

print(max(set(a), key = a.count))

sucks
mul
lls
thread
ti
ba
ing

^^

Interviewing for a front end JavaScript position. Interviewer asks me to converge a linked list in c#. wtf?

I have more people in my "blocked" list than I have friends... Just noticed that.

What's wrong with this list

So, basically what happened today was:
A classmate asked me if I could hack him some money in online games. Later on he saw me using an FTP Client and saied: "Whoa, if I was as good as you I would totally use my skills to hack something!!!"

Yea... no.

(Writing this I turned of aurocorrect cause it's pissing me of when writing english)

My first rant !
Me: Can you give me a list of items in game please?

Him: List<Items> itemsInGame;

Me: Come on ... 😅

From my actual to-do list last week

Finally, it's working..
A new device added to my Collection.
Welcome Echo Dot !!!!!
Long list of skills planning to implement..

I don't really have one favorite programmer, there are many. I'll just add one to the list:

John Carmack

Is it ok to list json in your CV?

Tell PM that something isn't possible. Still puts in the todo list with high priority...

Learning Vue.js and it's awesome...

Making To-do list.📜📜

Any suggestions👻?

Welcome to CozyBot for devRant!

Server Status: Running
Waiting List: 29

Type !start to run

Rant!

Global mailing list:
... Answer this mail only if you are working on a project for this specific client. (also stating to answer only to the person that wrote this notification)

Literally everyone:
*reply-all* I am not working on any projects for this client. Please remove me from this mailing list!

The email flood went on for several hours and this isn't the first time this has happened.

What the fuck is wrong with people? Just ignore it and don‘t answer if it does not concern you!

Damn, and where is the "never" option? (p.s. This is a list of dates if it's not so obvious :))

Documenting. Starting Microsoft Word to fill in a preconfigured template. It contains two numbered lists, but the numbering incorrectly continues from the first list to the second. Right-click > numbering > Set Numbering Value > Start new list. Bang! MS Word fucks up the complete formatting, margins, tabs, paragraph spacing... But the list numbering still continues from the first list to the second.

I SO FUCKING HATE MICROSOFT WORD FOR WINDOWS!!!

I started thinking it would be a good idea to write a shopping list in json so it's nice and categorised.

Then I thought what people who saw my list in the shop would say.

Client sent over their list of locations. The last entry was "poop"...

Boxed primitive types. You can have a Integer inside a List but not an int inside one.

MRW a client needs a site with new content but they leave to go on holiday and don't give you a list of content.

What is everyone's goto to-do list tool/app and why?

If only my deadlines grew as fast as my todo list does...

Linked list

BAPC 2018

Initialize List ✔️

Initialize and hydrate DTO ✔️

Forget to add DTO to List and wonder why my list is returning empty?

Every fucking time!

As a junior dev from a sysadmin and security background, this is a list of software development concepts I never seemed to truly understand but hope to(rated from most intimidating to least):

1) Frontend web development and all the huge world of javascript frameworks and tools. - It's more overwhelming than the political geography of the Holy Roman Empire in the Middle Ages.

2) Machine Learning, Deep Learning and A.I- too much math that fucks with my brain.

3) low-level programming(kernel,drivers) - sounds extremely interesting but the code in assembly/C/C++ looks like Linear A Minoan hieroglyphics.

4) Rx(insert language here) - I never get why it is useful or why someone invented this. Seems interesting though.

5) Code Reflection - sounds like Thelemic magick.

6) Packaging, automation, build tools, devops, CI, Testing -seems too complicated. I just want to run an executable at the client or make a web app that does something. Why all this process?

Writing FizzBuzz in 3 lines via python list comprehentions.

This has been here for atleast 6 months. When are we getting a more extensive list? Would be quite interesting 🙂

Oh here is our wifi list

The number of ‘Junior FRONT-end’ positions that list Node.js as a requirement.

What podcasts are you guys and gals listening to?

My list:
Startup School
Myxergy
The pitch
This week in startups
Tim Ferris podcast

What's yours?

List ALL js frameworks

I resolved a list of bugs and no new problems came up in testing.

So why am I so scared?

Damn, I think I'm in love with the LISP syntax. Everything looks so elegant and sexy.

When you're so deep into programming that you see this piece of code in a bulleted list and start to feel your body shaking and feeling really badly.

So COSMOs hasn't implemented a proper clearing method for lists... Having to do this to clear my output list hurts!

Tye branch manager just made me spend 1.5 hours rearranging a huge dropdown list because he wanted to be able to sort it differently. We are deleting that dropdown list tomorrow.

I once sent a test message mail to a list full of over 500 customers instead of the actual test list on mailchimp! :p

An incomplete list of 2018 personal dev goals:

* do more web development (It's fun. In a crude way.)
* finish the smart lamp I started building in 2016 ...
* fix up more electronic devices while learning their inner workings
* learn Python and some other language
* get myself a blog again
* get that testautomation thing which is haunting me in my dreams already to production
* be more relaxed
* do some home automation while not cursing all that much

I should probably make a list, shouldn’t I?

Nah. I’ll get to it later.

'Cliche' can be added to the 'Reason for downvote?' list! 😋

I appreciate people making tutorials to help people learn, but please, please, please, choose a different topic than creating a task list next time.

Angel list is way better than LinkedIn for jobs.

Any tips on how to organize the ever growing shit list that is my tasks list? Maybe some of you are using some awesome methods that I don't know about?

A crowdsourced curated list of python scripts

My daily Unix command list: unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep.

Fuck react I can't even do a front end todo list.

Todo list when you tell someone you are developer:
1. Fix slow computer
2. Remove virus.
3. Help with Microsoft Word
4. Check why printer is not working

A bit late finding, but I actually like the design.

(Surface Pro Pride Skin)

Everyone comment one programming language that someone else did not already comment. Let's see how many different ones we can list. GO!

Lack of basic cyber security in companies is ridiculous. High on executives risk list.

!rant
Hmm... so I was thinking...
What if devRant implemented a feature that lets you get rants into some kind of list, accessible via your profile? Kind of like the "Watch later" list on YouTube, or playlists. I know we have a "Favourites" list of rants, already, on devRant, but being organized about this might be a good idea.

What do you think?

Want to get last value of a list?

value = 0
for value in list:
pass

working with 10 year old code :/

What's in your list for this week? 😊

Thinking about that bug list over breakfast...

Just discovered my little devrant april fools inspired binary tampermonkey script made it onto the devrant awesome list 😊

How do you customise your arch installation ?

Desktop environment and stuff ..
Give me the whole list

Installing a Library update, so that 2 lines of code can put some space between 2 list items

Thanks google

Then what is the use of compression?

PS: the file list goes on...

My Bucket List (shortened)
1. Get a job
2. Hear my music in random stores
3. Fly a Cessna solo

Wonder how long time it will take until haveibeenpwned.com will be listed on it's on list of data breaches....

and this is why you dont let a first timer build your database....

"has 34 column names in index key list. The maximum limit for index or statistics key column list is 16"

Does anyone else have a client that wants updates, but they never supply a list of the changes?

I had perfect code until the exception handling was on my Todo list... Fuck my beautiful architecture I guess

Hey, first time poster :-)

Working alone on a C++ app that has to control a GUI, camera and electronics on the side... but between the test cases, switching between classes and helping colleagues on unrelated issues, I find it hard to keep track of what connects with what, what needs to be done, what IS done...

So, how do you guys and girls keep track of your projects ? Stuck with To-do lists for now ^^

Why do some websites like Craig's list look like it was made 15 years ago?

The other day I was having a problem with a RecyclerView. A button was being drawn all the way on the top of the screen with a HUGE padding. Changed background of said button, fixed. I will never understand...

When my teacher starts talking about linked lists, stacks, and queues

Give me a second to get my todo list.

- get a office/server room built
- setup a home kubernetes cluster
- create an open-source ActivityPub whatsapp clone
- unify existing ActivityPub implementations where an account on one can be used on others
- finish dockerssh
- create an irc bridge for signal messenger.
- find a way to fully provision linux workstations fully unattended

!rant
Something I needed without even knowing, but finally realized today:

alias ls='ls --group-directories-first'

(mac-fags will need to brew coreutils and alias to gls instead)

All credits to that random guy on superuser (stackexchange). Make directories great again! 😇

The app I'm working on is so useful to me I can't wait to finish it. Yeah, I'm excited for it.

Started to learn haskell.
.
.
.
suddenly my whole life seemed to become a 'list' of events 🤐😔

When an architect in your team asks for a list of open source frameworks being used in your front end, and follows it up requesting the JARs. *facepalm*

Have stopped using 9gag completely since I started using devrant. Soon 9gag is going to be in a list of my 'to-be-deleted-apps'

I hated everything about college and the archaic mindset every professor had regarding programming. But there was one thing my most hated professor said that really hits home today.

We were struggling through double linked lists with classes that month and almost the entire class was throwing a fit over it and the tasks assignments.

The professor finally was fed up and said "If you do not get absolute enjoyment out of dealing with various dimensions of data and the complexities that surround them, you will never enjoy your job as a programmer".

In web development we think theres a possibility that we will not deal with most of the BS we dealt with in our data structure classes. Ohh so wrong. I dont think Ive even had one SPA framework yet that has not required a ridiculous amount of deep structures to function accordingly.

And if your not diving deep within your component then your only passing the structure down into another component to do more structuring on it in attempt to abstract some of the complexity.

Very quickly I realize that im essentially building (in some way or another) links lists of data flowing back and forth, just on a much more complex level.

So i guess not all schooling is so bad

me: yes..hurray I fixed 5 of 25 critical bugs. Its turning out to be a great day.....

...checks the bug list....

"There are 29 critical bugs in the list"

My mobile/web app that gives you a list of open restaurants within 500m/1km. Need to further ML.

current site issue, client and pm cant see the full list of people in multiple select box because they cant find the scroll bar.

- Holy
- Crap
- Zendesk
- Markdown
- List
- Sucks

Last year, I made an application of A* maze-solving algorithm in class. I used a linked list and my friends used arrays. Their algorithms were way faster than mine (I remade it later :p).

OK I understand that accessing memory by address if way faster than accessing by iterations, but I also see that python lists or C# lists are really fast. How is it possible to make a list performance-proof like this? Do the python interpreter make a realloc each time you append or pop a value?

That feeling when your rant is on top of weekly rant list..
Feeling awesome thanks for the support buds !

how am i supposed to be interested in a company if they list all the requirements of what skills i HAVE TO HAVE, they list EVERYTHING except HOW MUCH FKING MONEY THEY PAY?

a lot of people
Aaron Swartz, Tim Berners-Lee, Ted Nelson, Raph Levien, Nathan Hurst, Linus Torvalds, Bjarne Stroustrup, Richard Dawkins, J.G. Ballard, William Burroughs, William Gibson, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Donna Haraway, BLACK SABBATH
and the list goes on and on

My coolest project is my Facebook - to - email adapter 😜
An interface that takes emails from an inbox (mailing list) and posts it to a Facebook group, if it is a new mail. If it is an answer, it finds the original post and posts the new mail as a comment.
Once every hour it checks Facebook for comments on the posts it made, creates a list and sends it the the mailling list 😀

Python list and dictionary comprehension is some crazy awesome black magic. More languages should have these.

so what's on the list for today? writing unit tests for a broken php app because NO ONE THOUGHT TO WRITE THEM BEFORE HAND.......

Does anybody know an awesome list of services relevant to (.NET) developers? Preferably self hosted.

The section in kickballs list is too short I think.