Why is it so hard to convice coworkers (other programmers) to use source control? Yes it's an extra step every day or so but it can be so helpful and save so much more time tracking down versions and when the bug first appeared. Also, piece of mind if your computer every gets hosed.

Office worker casually overhears me talking to someone about PHP. About an hour later I get a call from HR about accusations of drug abuse. That's fun. PHP=/=PCP.

When you do something not part of your job but you were feeling nice today. Then it sets in that you just inherited that task. What have I done...

Me when my boss says we still need to support IE8:

That guy died...

Any one else have a problem buying gadgets they don't need? I just bought an Amazon Echo and not entirely sure what to do with it. I also have about 6 waiting to be shipped from kickstarters

When your company uses an awesome online software and your bosses want you to rebuild it internally to save money.

Me "OK, but, product A had a team of engineers and probably took a year to build."

Them: "well, they have the bugs worked out then. Shouldn't take you as long. Just copy what they did."

New PM thinks it's a great idea to start micromanaging my team's (private) repo names. Can't wait to hear his opinions on our class and variable names! 😭

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what would you suggest to become better at programming?

When your music is just right and you're coding without interruptions and feel like a wizard.

Programmer family

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Real truth in web developer's life.

When the user tries to enter their email as www.user@domain.com

Lol :)

When design wants to change everything right before the deadline

When somebody tells you a URL and starts by saying "H" "T" "T" "P" ":" "/" "/"