Jr. front end dev says, "I know enough back end to be dangerous". Literally destroys entire codebase.

*Beautiful girls passes by*

Me: *Quick! Do something awesome*

sudo apt-get update

Every time or not?

When I'm walking with my girlfriend...

my desk neighbour started an online meeting, with her headset on. but she didn't realise that all the sound came from speakers. meeting lasted several hours.

that moment when you working on design but nature does it much better...

Boss: what's the status?
Me: in a relationship
Boss: :|
Me: :|
Boss: :||
Me : Oh, I've completed the work :|||

There's a meowing duck hidden in Amazon's html code

Wearing devRant tee today! Entire train car was looking at me like wtf is devRant 🙄 And then I met my manager in elevator 🙊

Leaked Screenshot of Microsoft's LinkedIn 😀😀
Source : Reddit

while( me.getStatus() != Status.RICH){
try{
Project p = createProject();
wait();
me.setStatus(p.getStatus());
}catch (GaveUpException e){
me.setStatus(Status.404);
}
** Warning: code unreachable **
System.out.println("I'M RICH!");

Java dava dooooo !!!

Just bought a new monitor.... Look at those blacks!

When your boss or client comes to you and asks if it's done, but also has a ton of changes they want to see implemented 😓

So, I found this amazing app devRant...

After 2 days... Fuck devRant, devil made me miss deadlines...

The worst type of clients...

As a developer, always expect the unexpected! Except when deploing to production on friday afternoons, then you know exactly what to expect.

People gotta start understanding this!

programmers true meaning.

When you are the only developer of a project

A legitimate warning from my university's curriculum app

I think one difficult thing about being a developer is having all your business friends tell you they have this idea that would make millions but you have to build a prototype (for free) for them to pitch. They don't seem to understand that this is a full time job.

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning"