Interviewer: Any plans on pursuing Masters?

Me: I haven't thought about it so far

Interviewer: You know what, work here for 1-2 years then go do your Masters, then join Google or Facebook

Me: Ok :|

Is it true that Alan Turing actually managed to crack an Oracle DB Error Code?

In attempt to fix a problem in my project I restarted my pc now its dead. Best fuckin day ever.

!rant

Try it out ;-)

Network joke

Well...

My current role: learn all the things.

This dude, every time he say cloud computing, he points to the sky.

I hate the fucking news websites that make you press a "read more" button. Of course I want to read more, that's why I clicked on your fucking article!!

DevRant is turning into SocialNetworkUserRant with all these rants about snapchat clones

What's this Snapchat everybody's talking about? Wanna chat on ICQ?

I must say, this is the only "social network" where I actually post stuff and also enjoy doing it

Thanks @dfox

This is the coding rig for everyone that claims himself THE REAL PROGRAMMER (and everyone else except him is just an idiot, a noob or a kiddo).

Choose wisely.

Two B or not Two B'

!n case someone is unfamiliar with this joke ::

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, *"But how'd you know?"**

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

When deadline is near..