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C, c++, mysql, js, python.
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kp625544

Joined devRant on 5/19/2016

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Let's clarify:
* Github is not Git
* Android is not Java
* Unit test is not TDD
* Java is not OOP
* Docker is not Devops
* Jenkins is not CI
* Agile is not institutionalised total chaos
* Developer is not Printer Support

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Devs we be like.....!...thanks to Bots.....Why should we remain single for ever😂😂😂

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I agree

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Creepy..... WTF

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Dealing with a client that won't pay:

Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until the site completely fades away...

undefined css clients

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do math majors graduate with degrees or
radians?

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Just for fun, a home made comic.

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I've tried to joke about it, but you won't pick up the hint. I've told you about the smell, but you think it is a joke. It's not. It. Is. Not. A. Joke.

STOP MICROWAVING FISH IN THE OFFICE YOU FUCKING SOCIOPATH!

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Like many others my favourote shameless hack is a cronjob to restart our app server at 2am, thus preventing out of memory exceptions

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was at a hackathon, had to write an app that sent current location to emergency contact. hard coded the location of where the hackathon was taking place and one of the members phone numbers. we came second

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Our CTO has been told, this morning by management, that our development department is "too quiet" and that it's spoiling "the atmosphere" of the office space.

So we've ordered mechanical keyboards.

undefined quiet atmosphere sorry not sorry

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When you go to paste a piece of code with CTRL+V and accidentally press CTRL+C instead so you have to go back and re-copy it.

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I feel bad when I commit too often, especially for little stuff. I'm afraid people will think I just do it to get a higher number of commits :/

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Who else think this is awesome

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W...w...wha...whaaat?!

undefined whut ubuntu printer

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Microsoft MSDN is a great example of how fucked up a documentation can be.

Update the fucking doc! You're one of the biggest tech company in the world!

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My son, who is graduating soon with degrees in game programming and economics, found this. Very true.

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Is there an English (UK) option for writing CSS properties? I could never get used to writing "color" all the time 😧

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I just tried ending a line in normal English using a ";" instead of a "."

I need a break.

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Shit just got real.

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*trying to convince a non-tech friend to switch on linux*
- Will I need to write drivers myself?
- Only when your wifi card manufacturer doesn't give a fuck.

undefined linux that's happened

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Best possible week 13 rant... 😑

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Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

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When you have a super annoying problem that Google has been unable to help with... But you stumble upon a link with the exact title matching your issue... And clicking on it gives you a 404.

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One of the many joys in a programmers life

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That moment when you realise that stack overflow can't help you...

undefined stack overflow scared and alone new ground

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I just wrote more than 140 char in a tweet, inspect the element and turn Enable = True on Tweet button.

The response was epic.

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It just hit me that 'devRant' is in camel case.

I approve.

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So glad you are here guys :')

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you know shit just got serious when a developer takes off his watch

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