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						AboutI write crappy code instead of doing real work.
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						SkillsJS, Java, Python, HTML, CSS, NodeJS, ReactJS, C
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Joined devRant on 5/14/2018
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				    "I have no idea what this line of CSS is doing."
*Deletes line*
*Entire app falls apart*
"Better put that back..."
*ctrl z*5 - 
				    
				    *Gets out of bed*
"Where the fuck is my phone?"
*Aggressively yanks covers off bed*
*Thud*
"Found it" :)4 - 
				    
				    I'd like to personally thank everyone who ++s my rants. Every time I get one I get so excited because it brings me one step closer to getting a floor doggo!3
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				    What are you doing with 2KB of ram?
1969: NASA - "We just put some guys on the moon and got them back to Earth safely."
2018: Me - "I'm just struggling to run a 10 line Java program that prints the answer to an addition problem to the console."14 - 
				    
				    Me: *Gets an error message I don't recognize.* fuck.
Me: *Googles error*
*First result is not StackOverflow but a github issue instead* oh FUCK!6 - 
				    
				    The downside to personal projects: it reminds me of how bad I am at designing UIs. I have no idea how to make things look good or where to put components. :/2
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				    I decided that in order to fill my community service requirement for school I would help a non-profit with their website. I show up on day one to help out and find out that it's a Weebly site :/2
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				    Apparently, Spotify requires auth on all of their endpoints. So now, if I want to write a simple CRUD app I have to deal with fucking OAuth.2
 


