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There are 2 types of developers. Console.log() and alert().

Petition to display upvotes as hex.

I get it, you drink coffee!

Fuck Java.

If every developer looks stuff up on stackoverflow, how do stackoverflows first developer create it?

Describing NAT :))

Source: nixCraft

Crap, they want my location to come after me!

Achievement for me!
I fixed my code on the way to work via SSH using just my phone.

Looking for a job as a deveoper be like:

Job title: car driver

Job requirements: professional skills in driving normal- and heavy-freight cars, buses and trucks, trolley buses, trams, subways, tractors, shovel diggers, contemporary light and heavy tanks currently in use by NATO countries.

Skills in rally and extreme driving are obligatory!
Formula-1 driving experience is a plus.

Knowledge and experience in repairing of piston and rotor/Wankel engines, automatic and manual transmissions, ignition systems, board computer, ABS, ABD, GPS and car-audio systems by world-known manufacturers - obligatory!

Experience with car-painting and tinsmith tasks is a plus.

The applicants must have certificates by BMW, General Motors and Bosch, but not older than two years.

Compensation: $15-$20/hour, depends on the interview result.

Education requirements: Bachelor's Degree of Engineering.

I'm fixing bugs.
I'm creating new bugs.
I'm simultaneously fixing bugs and creating bugs.
I'm Schrodinger's coder.

I just spent 5 minutes trying to fix an error saying that I am missing a ";".

I saw a ; at the end of statement but I kept on getting the error.

After cleaning the monitor the ; disappeared and I was able to see the problem.

Clean your monitor once in a while.

When you mix art with science

When you watch hunger games and wonder how the database works

Who else has the ctrl+s reflex... I do it on everything 😐

Sorry if repost 😸

A new way of making bad commits:
alias fuckit='git commit -m "$(curl -s whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"'

Its like Russian roulette with commit messages!