Woah, this platform still exists. That's cool, idk why randomly I thought let's check devRant. lol

Current workload as dev lead:
- 1% actual development
- 2,5% waiting for SaaS to load
- 2,5% cursing company server network connectivity issues
- 5% switching VPNs
- 7,5% pkg management & deploys
- 10% writing JIRA and support tickets
- 12,5% filling in timesheets
- 15% coaching & reviewing a bot coworker
- 19% doing 2FA, refreshing expired passwords
- give up and spend the remaining 25% doing something meaningful

Why 95%+ devs are bad ???

Just did a recruitement for a post opf Principal Engeneer with possibuility to be CTO.

375 candidats at first interview.

Only 8 remaining for second phase

Our of 8, only 3 managed to complete a small code test.

Outr of 3, one asked for (I shit you not) 700k$ salary (lolz).

Out of 2 remaining, 1 just decided "I did for lolz to see if I get an offer so I can boost my current work salary",

Leaving us with only 1 candidate...

So fucking time consuming.....

Google Drive sucks and is dead and sucks

Shows up when landing on the Chrome download page. Pathetic. Also 0 - ∞ = -∞

I hope this is not illegal content, as I don't want to "Advertise" here but would like to share my first game on Steam with the community, as I am really proud of it.
There's a free playtest soon and dev opinions are much appreciated! Let me know guys what you think. https://store.steampowered.com/app/...

Oohhh, dropbox... You are pathetic.

I'm a long time dbx user. 10+ years ago they had a programme saying that each new dbx user created using my ref link [on different machines] grants me 500M or 1G of additional space in my acct. Around that time I used to actively fix/reinstall/setup others' computers, so I had an easy access to different machines. This way I boosted my dbx capacity to 27G. For free.

Since ~5 years ago dbx started spamming me with "you're almost out of storage" emails [I'm using ~80% of my 27G]. Annoying, but I understand - they have to keep with the sales. I can live with this occasional spam.

Now, since I got my new laptop, I'm setting up dbx on it. And dbx is SO desperate with their sales, that now they only allow sync on 3 devices max. I had to unlink other 17 devices I've ever logged in from before I could continue.

What's the next step of despair? Free accounts can only sync on weekends?

Come on. This looks ridiculous. Dropbox, get your shit together!

OH NOOOOSSSS! The next pandemic! H5N1 is gonna get you!

Personally, I don't give a cluck. Tired of bullshit to scare and control everyone.

I've spent too much time online... I'm in a zoom meeting, I missed what someone said, reached to my keyboard to rewind then realised it was live... 🙈

was just sitting there, chilling
my Mac suddenly says Google LLC added a background item
not adding it right after I install your browser but rather at a random moment when I least expect it for sure looks shady to me

I have never used my personal email client enough to get anything except for the default in Windows, but the “new outlook” is so broken and shitty that I actually might.

2019 was 5 years ago.

Is it just me, or companies using the word “supercharge” is cringe? Supercharge your coding skills, supercharge your productivity, supercharge this, supercharge that. WTF does that even mean?

JUST.
KEEP.
ME.
SIGNED.
IN.

😡👀
MESSAGES.GOOGLE.COM
WEB.WHATSAPP.COM
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

He did not 😢

When you realise it has been hiding under your laptop the entire time

Thanks Android 14. Now we have to install outdated apk's with adb and a flag 🙄. May apply to devRant too.

How do you guys like my new sticker. It came directly from china as a freebie with a phone case i ordered. When looking at my laptop i'm super cringing but also smiling xD.

thanks EU. Finaly we can uninstall Whatsapp.

It's a joke, don't be a fanboyee!

😩😩😩

I mean, what’s not to trust? I’m sure it’s virtually secure and private.

Honestly, who codes like this? This should be outlawed.

Do you want to be a developer in 3 Seconds?

Medium priority
High priority
Urgent priority
Immediate priority
Maximum priority
Absolute priority

Did I get the ordering right? This is hard

Dear DevRant,

This ain't fair 💔

the year is 2050. yet another shitty 'note taking app' has be released by New Generic Shitty HypeBro Company™

still none have been profitable

🤡

facebook for iOS rn (:

Just BEAT IT!

BEEEEAAAAAATTTTT IT
Beat It

BEEEEEEEEAAAATTTT IT
Beat It

Just Beat IT

there is a dev in our company who actually does this:

if()
{
}

and not this:

if(){
}

This is unreal.