SomeTimes i Feel like...

How to fake being a programmer 😎

what is the else there for, it reminds me of all the times I saw shit like

if(variable == true){
}else{
doSomething();
}

Oh my god...

https://github.com/asweigart/...

My girlfriend comes in and sees me on devrant.

GF: "What is that app? I see you using it all the time. Is it like an endless blog with updates?"
Me: "It's kinda like facebook. But for developers. And you don't have any friends".
GF: "That seems like a sad app"

As a student trying to find an internship for a software engineering position, my subpar transcript being brought up during the interview always has me like:

Interviewer: "Why is your GPA so shit???"
Me: "Fuck you that's why!"

😤😥

I hate JavaScript as much I love it. It's complicated.

4.04 - Happy Web developers day.

!rant
Anyone work at a place where you think you could leave $20 on your desk, go on vacation, and it would still be there?

Proud moment today when I actually made an hsv to rgb conversion algorithm by following a formula rather than copying code from stack overflow

when you code with Python socket, code is everywhere.

dude: hey could you hand me a patch cable ?

me: how long?

dude: as short as possible

me: sure buddy

😂😂

So I took over a project from another dev after he left the company and his project was currently in QA pending release. They were blocking it due to some issues around the persons information not appearing consistently. It turned out he wasn't persisting the persons information in the database with the actual record.

It would be as if when you ordered something on amazon and changed your address for a future shipment all shipments would show the new address. So it turned out QA had no idea how bad the problem was and they had pushed this issue to him to fix but he just wasn't fixing it.

When I reported the problem to my boss and due to the time constraints for release they authorized a contractor to come in to assist. I ended up writing a few classes and one table to persist the data and all of it was solved. I ended up fixing the problem in one weekend. Huge problem and I fixed it in just a few days.

Getting wordpress website hacked every once in a while, only me or entire world?

import antigravity, random

bugs = 99

while True:
print(bugs, "bugs in the code today,")
print(bugs, "bugs in the code.")
print("Git pull the file,")
print("Fix and compile.")
if random.randint(1, 7) == 7:
bugs += random.randint(1,16)
else:
bugs -= 1
print(bugs, "bugs in the code.\n")

I typically stop reading recruiter emails when I get to the word anal.

how do you migrate to production so fast?

Use Vim. What could happen?...

Css puns.

Sublime rocks but Atom is taking over slowly in my projects

It takes me longer to write a cover letter than it would to write an app that generates customized cover letters.

Happy update guys)) I'm a devDaddy!!

Spent two hours having two recruiters give me test, interviewing, and being told HOW perfect I am for the job I was applying for; Just to be told they are only allowed to send over people they have found previous work for, but I should instead apply to these othwr positions that pay half what I'm looking for.

Xcode ✅
Apple Development Subscription ✅
Spare time ✅
Ideas for apps ❌

The best way to write maintainable code is to imagine the next person who has to debug your code. Then imagine that they have your phone number, personal address, and your daily schedule.

Oh yeah 🙌🏼

@localhost home setup !

Hello programmers , small game for all of u...You just have to comment the meaning of this binary.

00111100 00110011 00100000 01010000 01110010 01101111 01100111 01110010 01100001 01101101 01101101 01101100 01101110 01100111

hint-you all this that's why you all are here.

When they hear you are a programmer

Error handling done properly.