Living in a tiny house and having a remote-only job (and no lappy) means I get the wonderful, lovely privilege of working in my bedroom... with my 18mo (who will not leave me alone), and my girlfriend (who won't fucking leave). It's positively great!

Blasting music is often not enough to drown out the sound, and certainly does nothing for getting hit with toys or screamed at to get picked up, so I get basically nothing done during the day. And that's presupposing I'm not begged to run errands/go to lunch with her, both of which take precious hours. (She won't take the baby out alone, so she's always here unless we find a babysitter)

At least it's quiet after 9pm, so I stay up coding for as long as I can. But 18mo's wake up super early, and the girlfriend prefers to stay in the room until I'm up... so even with earplugs I don't get enough sleep. A monster a day and a bottle of Tito's vodka a month is all that keeps me sane.

Why can't I just be fucking left alone to fucking work? I'm our only goddamn source of income.

It's no wonder we're fucking broke.

And to make matters worse, I'm being downsized... and considering the above, I doubt I'll be able to land a new job. 😡

Rant rant = new Rant
rant.isRant = false // !!!

I woke up this morning after not thinking about my code for a day, and realized i had a flaw in my validation design. I fixed it before opening my eyes.

It's kind of amazing how not thinking about a problem can help solve it. Even if you don't know it's there!

My cat loosed resolution, what should I do? :/

Let's clarify:
* Github is not Git
* Android is not Java
* Unit test is not TDD
* Java is not OOP
* Docker is not Devops
* Jenkins is not CI
* Agile is not institutionalised total chaos
* Developer is not Printer Support

Selfmade... How is it?

Ps: my first comic

It's json!!!! Not Jason.... m*th**Fu*k**

George Boole was a truly great man

Client: There is a high severity production issue.. you need to fix urgently..

Developer: I am on the way.. Will fix it once I reach home.

Client: I don't care where you are. Fix it right now😡😡

Developer

!rant
Has anyone made a "What does @dfox say?" joke yet?

Just posted my first answer on stack overflow.

How to get fired (no pun intended)

Calling it a good day :D

It looks a developer have some bad times with bugs :D

My dev area of focus : that hot girl in QA

!rant

I made devRant pancakes!
yummy

When my git became guitar hero 😂😂

While(girlInRoom == true)
{
DevRant.Closed = true;
}

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Candle light debugging 😕
#withoutgirlfriend

ERRORs are red,
INFOs are blue.
My logs look pretty,
But not as pretty as-
Wait, hold on. Why are there ERRORs in here?
Why is the homepage returning a 5- oh crap.
Can you just... Can you give me a minute?

Thanks to DevRant I found out about Rubber Duck Debugging. Now I can stop bothering my peers 😂

!rant

Finally found an app she can't quit! Vim!

try {
♥️
}
catch(e) {
🍺
}

#happyvalentinesday

Updated description!
Fuck Wordpress in the ass with a new kind of cms. Make devs happy with clean code. And Laravel [more details]

useful graphic SQL joins

Learn and use the command line

"I'll go get some more females" sounds very normal when you're in a hardware lab

Hello devrant!

Hello devRant.

I just moved into a new house that I share with some people and these people have a cat. I was quietly watching videos when the cat decided she wanted to be petted, so, logically, she stepped into my keyboard and trackpad and somehow managed to mute the video, restart it and exit full screen.

I must remember to close the door when I'm doing anything important.