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About

Full stack web developer on the way to see the world
Skills

PHP, MySQL, node, express, JavaScript, jquery, html, CSS
Location

Altamonte Springs, FL
Github

jdiehl99

Joined devRant on 8/31/2017

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Coolest business card ever 👍

joke/meme want this business card

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*client calls*
"hello, we forgot the password to our WiFi router. Could you reset that for us?"

😐😶😮😅

"We host websites and servers sir, we don't control your router :)"

"Right, i thought so, nevermind!"

Well, that's a new one O.o

rant router wtf

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Yo.

His palms are sweaty
Knees weak arms are heavy
Bugs littering his code already
Cold spaghetti 🍝

He’s nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to git push

(Hit a blank with thinking of code-related lyrics, anyone got ideas?)

joke/meme eminem

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Me: *Working intently on project*
Gf: "Why are you just googling stuff & copying"

WELCOME TO PROGRAMMING 101

rant thestruggle stackoverflow non-devs

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Iphone X... 😂🍎

undefined apple iphone x joke funny

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self.setAge(21);

// turned 21 today 🍾

undefined birthday 21

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That feeling when someone stars your git repo.

undefined aw yeah shower me with love senpai

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my most descriptive commit message😂😂😂

undefined git commit nighter

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I'm childish.

undefined

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Yoda speaks like he wasn't careful with his async calls

"a Jedi You are"

joke/meme yoda async star wars

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Too real...

undefined

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This weekend I took a break from programming and online courses. 2 days of pure video gaming. Haven't done that in months.

I regret nothing.

undefined

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Being honest in an interview:

- Can you work under pressure?
- I can, but I'd rather not.

undefined interview

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My code *may* have anger management issues.

undefined comments fucking fuck thank god this code is minified autocomplete swearing

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How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

joke/meme bad-joke sorry front-end jquery

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This is what i consider to be true horror...

undefined js

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That WTF moment before you realise the code is asynchronous...

undefined async js

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What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.

joke/meme github git

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