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HTML, CSS, JAVA & JS
Location

India

Joined devRant on 8/29/2016

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Go home candle. 🕯️
You are drunk. 🍺

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Best volume control

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Gf: Promise me that you'll never reject my request.
Me: Pls implement error handling

*DUMPED*

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Anything by JetBrains, they just make awesome stuff.

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Her: Why do you need 3 monitors??
Me: Why do you need 6 bags on the hanger, permanently, and 23 pairs of shoes?
Her: :/

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When you keep getting +1s on a rant you posted a month ago.

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Thanks Apple. This is what we needed!

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Yes of Course 😆

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As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

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Replaced all the echo statements in my utility scripts with cowsay. This is great :-)

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Pro tip - Infect your computer with small viruses to build its immune system.
Kinda shitty tip

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Relatable....

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How the Fuck do you verify this shit???

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When you SSH into a machine and then SSH back into yours, you know you are drunk.

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Dear Apple.

Charging $99 for a one-year developer account is bullshit.

Best regards,
Me and every other tech-student on this planet.

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INSTANT REFACTORING

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Wow did you know?

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When you don't care about data!

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The perfect IDE for me, guys.

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- History teacher: The Spanish-Moro conflict lasted 400 years.
- Student: Why didn't they try a different merge tool?

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I don't know what to write for this. 😂

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may be

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Rubber ducks are overrated, I got myself an octocat

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So I created a Barber class but when I use the trim method I keep losing space.

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MacBook Pro... without the retina

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One reason I don't have kids... My mates phone.

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Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.

Customer Service: What is wrong with it?

Caller: Mouse is jammed.

Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don’t have a mouse.

Caller: Mmmmm? Oh really? I will send a picture….

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Recruiter: this job is about dotNet and git.
Me: I never worked with dotNet before.
Recruiter: Okay, maybe we can get you in for git then.

FML!

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Strange how Buddha accurately predicted the ransomware attacks :/

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Remembering last year tweet...
https://twitter.com/ajlobster/...

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