Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

This before a job interview, let's do this!

Woman couldn't reach the login page of her hosting account.

After 15 minutes of debugging she found out that her Internet wasn't turned on.

This shit is the fucking reason why I drink alcohol.

Had this a few weeks ago. A customer send an email telling that her emails didn't load anymore in the web interface.

Fair enough, tested it and indeed, no emails while there were definitely emails on the server and nothing in the logs or anything.

Replied saying that I'd look into it.

Few hours later she messaged back all happy about it working again and thanking me so much for all the effort I put into getting it to work again!

My thought at that moment: "oh shit completely forgot about that ticket... Wait it's working again? Oo I didn't do anything... 😅"

Love it how some things just solve themselves haha

Change some feature, no one cares.
Change the logo, everyone looses their mind

Hello devRant.

I've been lurking here for a few weeks. I like the community here. It's nice. 😊

Came home late last night and told my wife I'm skipping dinner to take a 1hr nap as it's going to be a long night of bug fixing and testing. Woke up, my wife and 1yr old son are already asleep. Saw the pic below posted on the wall above my work area at home. She's a teacher, she's never heard me mention it, and I don't use this method (I prefer music on my headphones). But she does know I lurk devrant so she must've browsed here while I was napping. Feels good. Code fixed, checked-in, unit tested and released for user testing.

I'd stay away from that 🐕 ...

Safely landed in Iceland 😍 nice flight ... Watched the arrival movie 📽️

Pair program with myself. It's lonely but 3x more effective than pairing with my idiot colleagues

C++ always lies to me

Yomamma... 😎

Push the due date back

There seems to be a lot of love for devRant duck so here is what I imagine it to look like...

!rant
I got the job, and it feels awesome !

Works on my machine

There is no coffee

JavaScript is basically Java

Do it with flash.

That escalated quickly.

By working from home, in my morning robe, jacked up on lethal doses of caffeine, blasting the latest glass cloud album.

In this case, size does actually matter. The longer, the better. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When you're coming back from vacation and you are praying nothing has gone wrong in your absence

What 2016 felt like...

while (true) {
year = 2016;
if (shittyness > 100000) break;
shittyness++;
}

Top 100 javascript frameworks that will come out in 2017

January

Need more coffee...

Not a rant but I'm too excited not to post it. I proposed, she said yes!

You can really tell a lot about a coder from their build log. Especially the actual compile error reasons.

Yes, I'm talking about you who duct-tapes solutions for others to clean your mess up later when your hack falls apart , you dirty ba****d!

Really makes you think.

Has nothing to do with programming but I would reboot Firefly