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"Programming is like writing a book... except if you miss a single comma on page 156 the whole thing makes no damn sense" - unknown15
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When you're programming instead of sleeping but you would like to rest the same. Please tell me how...
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Something helpful if you've just started learning programming it'll help you understand most popular programming languages why it's used and how much you can expect as a payment.
https://i.imgur.com/MD1JweO.png
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There are two type of people
1. Use programming as a source to gain stress
2. Use programming as a source to
remove stress8 -
How to start coding (for fucktards)
1: Choose desired programming language like python or java
2: Search on youtube or google: "<language> tutorial beginner"
3: if step 2 was to hard for you...
STOP learning how to program, you are hopeless
4: Instead of asking everyone on how to learn programming, just fucking DO IT already!
Seriously, if you don't even know how to use google and youtube to educate yourself programming is NOT FOR YOU!9 -
To the guy who said that java is the best programming language. Sorry if it has been posted before.
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Music for programming.
For the ones who didn't know about this website, enjoy!
Sharing is caring :)
http://musicforprogramming.net
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I think programming is definitely an art. The biggest difference between programming and other artforms like painting is that you don't want the people who look at your code to wonder what you meant with it. Just my 2 cents.2
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Programming is not knowing some language very well. It's about how you solve complex problems with the right tools for the job.5
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In programming what is the difference between an expert programmer and a noob??
- they both Google when they're stuck but expert knows what he's searching for and noob learns about what he's searching for!!9 -
Does anyone else not enjoy pair programming? As an introvert who prefers to "work alone" and someone who has to look stuff up frequently, even things I "should know by now", I find pair programming very anxiety-inducing. I'm always wondering if the person I'm programming with thinks I'm an idiot/imposter.8
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What programming has taught me:
Never trust yourself, never trust your code...
And never believe that when it was working in the past, it would work again...2 -
Programming has really taught me the art of anger suppression. You just can't be a coder and ill-tempered at the same time
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Quote dumbledore: "Soon we all have to choose between what is right and what is easy"
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If you need a programming language to develop a programming language then how was the first programming language developed?😵12
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I feel sorry for those students who took computer studies and not having to enjoy a slightest bit of programming 😕3
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Programming is not about learning many languages, it's about making a way to simplify a task. With increasing it's productivity and minimizing task duration.2
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When you're a freelance web developer with 3 years of experience and they be teaching you basics of programming in college
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-2018-
The goverment says that you must develop using only one language in your entire life
Which programming language would you use? Why?37 -
Christmas eve, no programming for once (tomorrow lots though). Just chilling with a best friend, having beers and fried stuff and watching family guy episodes. Not programming can be a bliss sometimes!2
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I’ve realized that programming made me so much better at math!
Although I’ve caught myself writing “int x” once in the notebook.1 -
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.2
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There are two types of programming languages, one that everybody hates and one that nobody uses.
Finally understood this after learning Haskell.1 -
Why does this happen?
Whenever I begin with my exams, I think more about Code and Programming!!
😑😑😑5 -
A lot of my friends have tried to get into programming, for various reasons. The reason why many of them end up quitting it soon is that they don't understand that programming is thinking, not typing.3
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School interferes with programming, programming interferes with school... when will this vicious cycle end?5
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Alcoholic Programmer
Last year, I had an inevitable programming session while I was drunk. I didn't struggle at all. I programmed like composing a poem. Btw I have been programming for last 18 years and never enjoyed this much after college programming labs.
Since then I've been drinking before complicated logics and never disappointed.
Tl;dr. Programming is fun, but programming is unparalleled when drunk.4 -
My first programming experience was in highschool. Within two months I was a better programmer than my teacher.
This just indicates that the people who hire programming teachers need to know what programming is before hiring the wrong person.3 -
I'm starting to think, that these programming tests that companies give out, are just a way for me to their work... especially when they don't reply.2
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I started programming when I was 18. Now I am 22 and I am programming Machine learning and and AI.
You don’t have to start when your 10 to be the best at it...6 -
how did people here learn programming? interested in hearing your journey from discovery of programming to now.22
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I told my lead, "I am creating a new Algorithm" instead of "I am trying to fix this", and instantly I am a programming wizard :D :D :D6
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I hate programming
I hate programming
I hate programming
hey, it works!
I love programming
my motivation :)6 -
programming is not a piece of cake that you come and eat.
friend of mine thinks programming is so simple.
fuck you who think its easy it takes hours of dedication6 -
I hate:
- Enterprise patterns
- Enterprise type programming
- Dependency hell
- Logging hell
- Proxy hell
- Debugging hell
That will be all.7 -
Imagine the horror of learning C programming with manual memory management, pointer arithmetic and without your cool utility libraries after programming for 2 years in Python just becoz it's in the fukin syllabus!!
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After ten hours of programming work, what could be more relaxing than watching a stream about programming?
When I mentioned that in the chat, the streamer reacted with this here:
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Listening to the Last of Us soundtrack when doing chill programming.
And Lamb of God for fast programming.
Rhythm matters to me. And you guys?11 -
Should is start competitive programming? Does it improve your coding and algorithm skills? Which websites would you recommend for a beginner?1
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Does anyone have that one song which they listen to while programming?
Mine is Harder Better Faster Stronger by daft punk13 -
Just finish my last Programming 1 class for the semester! I lost count of the amount of times I learned something throughout the course that blew my mind. I’m enjoying learning how to program way too much. On to programming 2!
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Favorite programming language? Or more like what is in your opinion a staple language you think one should know?12
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Hi friends.
I'm 19 years old programmer and working already. My father is 47 years old. He don't know anything about programming yet. When he was young he was good in math.
Today when I came home he said that he would like to learn programming too and help me to do some projects in the future. I know it's kind of late for him to start learning something new, but what do you think, what can I do to help him start programming? What's the startpoint for 47 years old man in the world of programming.
P.S. He tried to learn Java watching online tutorials but couldn't understand anything.10 -
I hate programming tutorials for a complicated language like c++ that are dedicated to absolute beginners of programming. If you've never coded before, why are you trying to learn c++?5
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"The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it." - Dennis Ritchie
So, how are you learning - By writing programs or by Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V? 😛
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I think,I should write my own programming language so I'll be more productive on ... stackoverflow !1
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Programming in a nutshell:
"I changed nothing and it now doesn't work. Why?"
"I changed nothing and it now works. Why?" -
Me, at 8 am: The university exams are over, and I'm gonna start programming again. It's great to deal with tasks that are not as annoying as studying!
11 am:
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I think, in a few years programming will be like driving. It will be so easy to learn that almost everyone would be a programmer.3
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Do you guys know a cool language to get a bit more into functional programming?
Doesn't matter if purely functional or a mashup of functional and imperative programming.
And please a real-world language, let Haskell stay in its Ivory-tower where it belongs.11 -
I encountered some strange programming languages here =>
https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/...
Then scroll to the bottom.6 -
"Some time ago I wanted to rewrite my old project. I saw code without comments and cried. Cried so much."
Programming teacher in college
People who teach us programming usually write a quicksort every year for 5-10 years. It is sad af :( -
- Understand programming and how the software work... then choose whatever programming language to build it, it is just Scripting after all.
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What do you guys think about competitive programming, how does it impacts your programming in the long run?
I feel depressed when I take more than enough time to complete a competitive programming challenge marked as "Easy". 😥1 -
I heard a rumour that India's government is planning to make COW as the official programming language.
https://esolangs.org/wiki/COW
What a time to me alive! /s
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The sacred mystery of web application development is in front of me: php is a script or programming language.
With php 7 option opcache.file_cache i can see the php bytecode.
It is like admiring the holy spirit.
Sometimes I have the feeling of programming J (ava) HP.
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Rant here... Consistent daily Mob or pair pair programming is for noobs, non-competent programmers that delay deadlines and cannot hold their own in corporate development environments5
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Arghhh! Reactive programming took away all the fun, but oh well, we can be more lazy now. Functional programming just made a big come back this year.2
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Trying to learn <insert name of programming language>...
Can't find any useful documentation or examples.2 -
Today i saw a discussion in some facebook comments if js/php are programming languages. What do you mean? Would you describe these as a programming language? Any why?11
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Longest you've been stuck on a programming related problem where you didn't have anyone that could help you?4
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Hey guys, just for research:
which programming language would you recommend a non programmer, who wants to learn programming?14 -
https://github.com/HTML-as-programm...
Just gonna drop this here...
(link courtesy of codeproject daily news)1 -
How do you guys learn? As we all know, we have a lot of stuff to learn in our field and it's growing and growing and growing. Other than the programming itself, we also have to learn the other stuff like algorithm designs, programming paradigms, big o notations, git, etc. And if you are working, you also need to learn the business rules your clients might have. And if you're unlucky with your job, your boss might even assign you to tasks with a programming language you have zero knowledge about.
So I was wondering, how do you guys balance your life, your family, your studying and your job? And how do you keep your head from exploding with information?4 -
Trying to be a minimalist, I've always kept to learning a single programming language for each paradigm or type. Now my boredom (probably mild burnout) is making things get out of hand. I want to learn so many languages.
How many programming languages have you learned so far?16 -
Not a rant actually, but what does this community think about Apple's "programming is easy, programming is for everyone, everyone should program"?15
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Top 5 World’s Most Difficult Programming Languages
https://search.app.goo.gl/Yk8Mm
Never heard of any one of them,
how many u knew?6 -
Had so much fun doing crowd-programming to troubleshoot an issue at work yesterday! Because, you know, three is a crowd. ;-)
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Programming is a skill best acquired by practice and example rather than from books 💙
- Alan Turing1 -
What you do ?
Competitive programming (CP) or Functional programming (FP)?
And if you FP then how much competitive programming you think you need in your job or whatever your current scenario is .14 -
Does anybody have some programming challenges (links or just a guide with rules and restrictions to follow)? I'm bored.2
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I want a little study that correlates as much as possible programming languages with alcoholic beverages their coders consume mainly, and how alcoholic are they too on average.2
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Wich ones are the best programming apps that you can find in the Play Store for Android? Anything that relates to programming or development: tutorials, language cheat sheets, IDE's, learning resources...4
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I am in Nepal and most of the people here don't think functional programming is a best approach ( I personally think it is ) what's your situation?4
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I have failed my computer organization and architecture module because i didn't understand assembly language.
Anyone with links to the best x86 assembly programming please share. -
People are like programming environments, in basics all people are the same like all programming environments are the same, every programming language have a loop and conditions, numbers, strings and dates. The problem starts with syntax to write code or can you call it communicate with person. There are syntax errors, someone use functions and classes and that’s ok but someone is writing everything in one file and then it’s hard to communicate or change something. But the real problem are libraries or you can call it believes. Everyone is believing something but when you start using it and want some advanced functions there’s always something missing. When you want to contribute to fix that stuff you often can’t cause it’s closed source or maintainers are pricks. You end up writing wrappers and decorators, ignore malfunctions to somehow live with that problem. That’s called social skills.
We’re just programming environments. That’s all.1
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