dad: what the hell do you do again?

me 1st time asked: I'm a back end web developer, i write the code you don't see that makes things you do see work.

me 90,000th time: internet stuff.

me 83,881,178th time: computers!

'your computer is doing something weird come home'

'i can't, everyone is being evacuated because of the hurricane'

'....it's trying to install windows 10'

Me:

Those who eat Indian food will understand ;)

True :|

I love javascript. Never understood why people hate it. Javascript is love javascript is life :D

Bringing back the Java in JavaScript!

When new junior front-end tells you he doesn't need to know javascript since he already knows angular.

JavaScript, also known as Java for short…. (can't believe this is real…)

How I make my decisions.

Bored...

When you get a mail from a recruiter for a Java job, because you have JavaScript on your LinkedIn and it's obviously the same...

Boss just said it needs to be IE6 backwards compatible

So I spent 4-5 weeks explaining how shit the current code base was, implemented gulp tasks to lint js, CSS etc, written shed loads of coding standards and best practices to follow. At this point everyone was onboard with the changes and thought brilliant were going to start getting some good code coming out of this team.

I go on holiday for a week, come back and fucker has ignored the documentation disabled the linters in the gulp tasks and the code is back to square one SHIT!!

Plus everyone still committing to master!!!!

Why do I bother!!

There must be some sort of punishment for those who write JavaScript "Java Script"

I was working on a nodejs project and this fella came to me.
He: Hey, I want to learn JS, how much time is it gonna take me get onto it?
Me: You know Java?
He: Yh :) I know java pretty good!
Me: Well, its gonna take forever thn..

Just got asked "How much experience do you have with the current JavaScript standards? I'm talking ES6 and ES7" in an interview with what I assumed were technical people.

I chuckled and said "I'm comfortable with ES8" as a joke but everyone just nodded and moved on..

I promise. :-)))))

What your family thinks when you make a website

my eyes hurts so much

I don't get it when people (developers) complain that git is hard and unintuitive to use.

Most of these people use some GUI client to do the dirty work. I've found every Git GUI client that I've tried tedious.

Does anyone relate?

when you thought you know everything about JavaScript

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

All JavaScript developers will understand :|