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No. I'll just leave. Bye.

find happiness in everything

not to cry at lonely nights

spend good times with friends

Who can relate to my pain a decade ago
Had only 2 hours online a month

old days ...

Chat with a girl with IT knowledge 😅

Can this be the perfect match?

When your girlfriend deletes the private repository after breakup

The phone conversation that resulted in a breakup:

Me (to the new girl): So, which service did you take?

[My girlfriend enters and takes the phone from me; I was shocked by the sudden entry]

New girl: GoDaddy!

Girlfriend slams the phone on my face.

That day, I lost 2 things: one on-going and another potential relationship ...

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, *"But how'd you know?"**

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

The time when your student pronounces "Java" as "Jaba". \/00\/

When I attend MIT as the only exchange student.

The day that guy who never coded in his life aced the Google SDE Interview. :(

When I wish to get Hacktoberfest 2018 swag while waiting for the 2017 and 2016 swag to arrive.

We did everything but still I did not get it but am still waiting ...

++ Need to get a sticker on my mouth. ... Was a problem in the library