Yikes. Bad bot, bad!

The shittiest thing a sales guy has said in a meeting/client meeting.

First post here. Thought you might like it ...
Source: https://xkcd.com/2021/

I'm 14593455 in decimal.

I have no idea what I am doing with my career. 🤔

!rant

The Sound of Typing (an original dev parody of "The Sound of Silence")

Hello caffeine, my old friend
I've come to sip on you again
Because my mind continues sleeping
While overpiled work is creeping
And the deadline that is flashing upon my screen
Can't be unseen
Within the sound of typing

Down the lines of buggy code
I quickly switch to debug mode
What kind of moron wrote this function?
For this unnecessary junction?
Wrapped in a condition that will always return true
I need a brew
To forget the sound of typing

Boss said I you do not know
WordPress like a cancer grows
A one page website doesn't need that
Still I wear my debug hard hat
And when I sleep I still see the same terror
Fatal error
Echoed in the sounds of typing

And every time I leave my home
I must launch chrome on my phone
The constant messages and phone calls
The chiming echoes through the halls
While I frantically fix some FooBar'd CSS
BUT I don't have LESS
Deep in the sounds of typing

And when I think I have it done
Some scope creep ruins all my fun
So now I force through an all-nighter
While I forge on like a fighter
But the project I thought was due on next Friday
Changed to Monday
Within the sound of typing

Friend: Hi! Can you create a car rental website for me?
Me: hmmm... yeah, we need to define some..
Friend: I will pay you in beer! 😉
Me: We need to define how you want to die.

Why some people try to ignore the fact that programming is a fucking job?

Right😂😅

😂😂😂😂😂😂

The google foobar bunny in all his glory.

hi i am new user

*Commits the work with a typo in your commit message*. Shit. Commits again just to change the message.
#alwayshappens

She said yes :D

Best DHCP server ever.

*burp* Me..Merry Christmas

I made a thing. It's called Claymore.

It's like lastPass, but with a bomb attached to it.

Its *burp* like, if you're like really paranoid about your passwords, you can just, you can just blow it all up.

Pro-Tip, if you run it on port 1337, it's extra sec-*burp*-ure.

Am I kidding? Maybe. I made this w/ booze, so.

Aardwolf is very fun and i suggest y'all play it a bit if you're looking for better ways to slack off at work

$ telnet aardwolf.org 4000
*port 23 also works

"AI" is just a buzzword.

Remember guys

Well, fuck. There goes net neutrality.

https://washingtonpost.com/news/...

We lo race conditions ve

Agile development in a nutshell

23 machines down, 50 days lab access left. Hope I'll pass the exam on November and become an OSCP.

Just had the first pull request on my repo! ❤️

Applying CSS be like..

Keep your rubber friend away from high temperature :(

//not mine

!rant

We just finished implementing a lot of features including notifications and emoji picker in "Post Rant" page! Big props to @Dacexi

Relevant Collab: https://devrant.io/collabs/420025/

SVN.

Nothing good comes with GUI for version control except for the graphs of branches. And this little tortoise thinks it's the shit.

git commit suicide

They named their son "Matlab"