It's just not the weekend until you are asked to break protocol for a Live-At-Five Friday deploy.

*In Demo*
That's great but you know what would be really cool? If you changed the functionally to something I never mentioned before

when the project manger asks for status on a ticket.
me: what ticket
pm: hold on. (makes ticket). that one.

Running the selenium tests again to look busy and give me an excuse to spend more time on devRant.

like a drug

All too often.

When you get a dinner for 2 gift for all the hard work you put in the last week and realize you don't have any woman to go with because of it

For many years of my life I thought indie developers means Indian developers. Sigh

If the website i'm working on was a person, i'd punch it in the face

Just got a response back from an API "you must authenticate to get the goodies"

Reviewing bosses code and had these two if statements with no logic between
if (someVar) {
if (someVar) { // double check someVar is true just in case
}
}

Seeing an exception with no stack trace , emailing every1 how dumb it is , a week later another 1 , i already found where they were thrown and who did it after revealing history and I'm going to call chuck Norris on him

People who ask a question on stackOverflow and comment a minute later with " it's cool I solved it " are the biggest ass holes in the whole world , come on... How about sharing so some1 else might find your post helpful ... 😡

When Java exceptions mean nothing

#titanic {
float: none;
}

Whe you build a backend service that handled 50k concurrent users. But you are forced to integrate this third party service which can handle 500 concurrent users.

Lets see what you prefer! 🤔
Linux (including mac) will +1
Windows guys will Comment
Neutral once will -1

Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl: No
Boy: Sudo will you marry me?
Girl: Oh yeah lets go go go!

Wow. Such comment. Much useful.

Jobs description be like "Seeking virgins with 3 years of sexual experience" 🤔

Devlife

Css life

🤔 accurate?

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.