There will come a day when a Tesla car will be so intelligent that it will short the Tesla stock right before crushing into a truck.

OK so I have this joke its not fine tuned yet but I'm gonna try it anyway, tell me what you think:

If I ever buy a sex robot I would get 2, male and female, that way I can turn them on before I leave for work in the morning and by the time I get home they would both be exponentially better.

24TB storage, raid 0, Need I say more?

Sounds reasonable 😐

https://csoonline.com/article/...

Is it ok to rant about devRant app?

Microsoft VS2017, downloading a 100% and then some.

So I wanted to contact my TV service provider via online chat now in order to do that you need to put in your 9 digits ID number and has you can see in the picture someone thought of a fun way to do it, I'm at 24 wake me when I get to the millions

The first time the application goes live.

It's really nice of Microsoft to let us use our computers for 18 hours a day and not 12, Thanks dad.

My favorite xkcd

https://xkcd.com/722

Nothing scarier than running code you blindly written (compile only) in production for the first time and it just works