It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

Thank you makers

// Stolen from twitter

This may be very stupid but god damn that's commitment!

If you notice a bug, but the client hasn’t seen the bug, is it really a bug?

I did a fucking scientific study about fucking rants and found a fucking high correlation between the usage of "fuck" and the number of fucking upvotes.

You think developing websites cross browsers is hard

Try developing emails.

tables, inline css, Outlook developers on drugs, Gmail developers trying to get high, and abandon most of the things you know about modern web standards

When people suddenly realise that facebook added a patent calsue in 1081 days ago...

Current me

System.out.println("lol");

Code I wrote: 15kb
NPM Modules: 198Mb

Never thought I'd say this but...I wish IE6 was back for Outlook.

//After Outlook 2003, Microsoft decided that MS Word was a better renderer for emails than IE6 was, what the hell Microsoft?! Get it together man.

Keep your rubber friend away from high temperature :(

//not mine

If you hunt for a dev job watch this

Thank you so much chrome developers for this! Now web designers are free from pain of cache 🙌🏻

My life lately.

You want to know what really grinds my gears?
When you are about to tap on some link or whatever on your phone and the app/website with its 8th sense sees that and right before you touch the touch screen, it either moves the content or displays an advertisement so you inADvertently tap it instead of what you wanted to tap.
I hope the people responsible for this sorcery get mutilated and eaten by a horde of zombified liliputs.

Boss: “Do you think you can work on Saturday? We really need the help.”

Me: “Yes, of course.”

Boss: “Great, thank you.”

Me: “I’ll probably be late, though, as public transport is slow on the weekends.”

Boss: “Okay, when do you think you will be at the office?”

Me: “Monday”.

A major bank had a bug in their system that triggered multiple postings of transactions in all of their clients' accounts. When they found out the root cause, they just had to mention that the programmer was a female. Like that was any bearing to the problem. It's not like they have like a whole fucking team of QA testers that should have checked that shit before it went to production.

"Did you mean" is strangely accurate sometimes.

Stickers hype ty @dfox and @trogus for this awesome community

This is very usual with AWS

Thank god such app exists 😂😂

Lol.

They arrived, thanks devRant!

🤔 ♥️️ 🚼

Websites got ads, so user got adblock, and thus, websites got adblockblock and users got adblockblockblock and websites got adblockblockblockblock and users got adblockblockblockblockblock and websites got ad blockblockblockblockblockblock and users got adblockblockblockblock blockblockblockblockblockblock and websites...

Finally I've got my stickers, thank you guys!!! Made my day *.*
(I told my classmates to join... ;) )

Story of my life.

Scripting languages, markup languages, database querying languages, etc. Are all types of programming languages. A program is a set of instructions for a computer to follow.

HTML is a programming language, fight me.

Must've taken a loooot of time :)