Windows. 😂😂

Math is hard.

I JUST DELETED MY LIVE MYSQL SERVER

I DON'T KNOW IF WE HAVE BACKUPS

Co-incidence??

Windows is being an over-achiever today

Just learned new skills...

Programmer fired for following bad practice.

Refuses to comment

Get it

'your computer is doing something weird come home'

'i can't, everyone is being evacuated because of the hurricane'

'....it's trying to install windows 10'

Me:

😂😂😂😂😂

Just saw an ad:

"I learned to code in 2 months thanks to X School and now I'm working at Google!"

Seems like now is the right time to dump your Google stocks.

Friend asked me to teach him how to hack. FML.

Today friend tells me he bought a $200 course on "Ethical Hacking". Asks if he can translate those skills to "cool hacking" CTRL+C

It's my birthday today

Client projects that never seem to end

Lies.

Oddly satisfying devRant +1s

Boys only care about one thing

Yesterday in the flight I was travelling announcement: passengers carrying Samsung galaxy note 7 must switch off at all times and must not charge their phones!!

my dad taught me to love linux.

my mom taught me to accept people who love apples and windows.

I'm starstruck! 🤓

You know your bored when you start pinging localhost...

The other side of the coin.

Received a website from a developer in my freelancing job today.

Everything rolls. Literally everything. Text, images, links every GOD DAMN THING HAS A ROLLING ANIMATION. WHAT THE FUCK

I'm not going to be the guy to ruin this moment...

To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

parents every day: "how can you drink that much coffee and not die??"

Oh dayum! Burn much?

Windows error messages on point as always..

When you think the progress be has stopped moving...

Ps... It was still moving.