Well it's either me, myself or I who fucked something up or someone over at Facebook are having a really bad time right now...

My gf didnt laughed...

Forgot the WHERE clause.

OMG it's a bitstrip and shit ain't changed.

Dear God can you please force the client to freeze the requirement. 😡😤😰

CSS4 should bring us !more-important and !the-most-important property.

"But it worked fine, yesterday!"

Bathroom captcha?

Scratching my head for an hour because a function wasn't being called. Checked my backend server and all the logs.

Then I realised I commented out the function call. 😠😭😭😞

Replace a semicolon (;) with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error. #maxTroll

Friend: Check out that hot chick over there
Me: git checkout -b hot-chick

#foreveralone

Started a new job yesterday...

The working hours are from 7:30 - 17:00, which includes a 30 minute lunch break.

I don't know how many times it was repeated that we start at 7:30. And each time in a I'm-joking-but-actually-dead-fucking-serious-so-you-better-have-your-ass-here-by-seven-thirty manner!

Oh yeah... and the drive to work is about 30-40min! 😩

Having one of those days where the code works on the development VM but not on the production box.... FML

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

A programmer comes home from work. The spouse says, "Could you run to the store for me? Buy a gallon of milk, and if there are eggs, buy a dozen". He goes to the store and comes back with 13 gallons of milk.

buyMilk()
if (eggs) {
for (var i = 0; i < 12; i++) {
buyMilk()
}
}

let's play a game... ;)

Wondering if the reason why everyone loves devRant so much is because we can actually get likes here.

When you found out the one you're ranting about is also on devRant

That awkward moment when you email a quote to your new client and he responds with "Why so expensive? Wix is so cheap"

* Kill me*

So you launched a new app/website. And you can't enjoj it because you expect it to break after each tap/click like it did during debugging. 😤

How I feel when I have to restore bits and pieces of a live database from an old backup

˙ɟɟnʇs ʞɐǝɹq oʇ ʎɐʍ ɐ puᴉɟ llᴉʍ ʇɐɥʇ ǝldoǝd ǝq llᴉʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ʍoɥǝɯos 'ǝɹǝɥʍǝɯos puɐ 'ɹǝdolǝʌǝp ǝɥʇ ʎq ɟo ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ǝq sʎɐʍlɐ ʇ,uɐɔ ʇɐɥʇ sƃuᴉɥʇ ǝɯos ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝǝs oʇ ǝɔᴉu sᴉ ʇI

Working with css. Credits to thecodinglove.

Real story

Seems legit!

So my boss thinks that it takes maximum of two days to create a website in WordPress.
I agree with that, but what about the million requirements of the client and you about the theme? and custom dashboards?

PS: Only one developer will work on one website!

“ Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet. ” - Chris Heilmann

Naming a value of a button, UX vs Back-End Developers:

UX Designers: "Unsubscribe"

Back-End Developer: "Click this button to unsubscribe to this service"

Got access to a university's supercomputer today, 512 cores, 8TB RAM... I'm still shaking...

I love how clients do the real testing after a site is live.