This is what i consider to be true horror...

The bugs have learned to hide

Yeah...Windows...

Call me old fashioned but I'll go with pen & paper!

Easily Ruby on Rails. So easy for bringing ideas to life in a short amount of time.

Hats off to this lady .... I would have just flipped the machine

They didn't let me say thanks

received a bug report from a client on a mobile app.

title: bug on information page.
description: all text field make first​ letter capital.

*what! this is your keyboard, stupid!

after he didn't understand, I made a text change listener, and make the first letter lowercase, he is happy. heheh 😨

The ability to code my own superpowers

When you have a million things to do but CS memes are life :)

It changed my life, really. 😁

Being a Java dev trying out Python is like taking a shit and not having to wipe.

Well yeah. He is right!

junior dev: how do i-
senior dev: RTFM
junior dev: `npm install rtfm`

Definitely should get one!

Me yesterday. I dont have my laptop now...

When you are chewing mentos and because you are thirsty, you drink coke.

SPRINKLE ALL OVER MY DESK!

When i accidentally deleted my company's git with more than 200hours Dev time

Today.

Last night someone detonated an improvised nail bomb at a concert venue in downtown Manchester. 22 dead and 59 injured (many life threatening).

I'm working from home as my home is listed as a safe haven.

I'm not sure how much, if any, work I'll get done.

If you're in Manchester and need anything let me know.

It's all very much process:

Check everyone I know is ok
List house as safe space
Buy food
Keep passing information around to those who need it

No real time to think about it, just stay in the "response" mode.

Yep, this works as well !

Missing a Google internship interview because of the timezone

Paypal Rant #3

One day I'll go to Paypal HQ and...
... change all the toilet rolls to face the wrong way
... remap all the semicolons to be the Greek equivalent character
... change all the door signs so they say "pull" instead of "push" and vice versa
... modify all the stairs to have variable heights
... programmatically shuffle the elevator buttons and randomly assign the alarm key to any of the most visited floors
... pour cocoa onto all the keyboards and wipe them off cleanly
... attach clear duct tape over their mouse sensors and insert really weak batteries or mess with their cables

I'll wait a day or two until they experience a sudden shortage of developers, then bombard them with thousands of fake applications from seemingly amazing candidates, then write an AI bot to continue argumentation with HR.

I'll wait another week or so until the company dissolves and with them, all my issues in life.

No need to be overly vulgar this time because you all know the deal. I hate this fucking company. Please Paypal do us all a favor and go fuck yourself.

Fun fact:

In the game Civilization, Gandhi had a aggression rating of 1 which means he didn't declare war on anyone. Now whenever someone Researched Democracy their aggression rating dropped by 2. Now instead of it dropping to - 1, it caused an integer underflow and the aggression rating became the highest possible value, making Gandhi into a nuclear warlord. He nuked everyone!

the up and down vote is ++ and -- 😂

How I spend my hot summer days.

Kotlin beginners Tutorial

https://m.youtube.com/playlist/...

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

50.000 people used to live here.

Living in the middle east be like

Thanks, #{USER_FIRSTNAME}!

Person: Hey, I heard you are good at programming, can—

Me: No.