I thank my OCD for well indented code

Always the best timing.

Really dual SIM phone !??
Ha ha ha 😂😂..

Some people reduce the number of programs running in the background.

I just add another 8 gigs of RAM.

The best minds of my generation are thinking about how to make people click ads…That sucks.

- Jeffrey Hammerbacher, former Facebook engineer

Windows: everything is proprietary and inconsistent

Mac: everything is expensive

Linux: everything is a text file

😂😂 The name is ML....HTML😂😂

college is a pyramid scam scheme

Sounds about fucking right!!!

>we increased new releases to once a day
> wow, how'd you do that?
> fired the QA team

Credit - @iamdevloper✓

Sometimes I really don't like meetings. Because I'm an introvert.

If Gordon Ramsay made code reviews, I would watch that show. Especially the insults he would use for handling clients.

"This code has so much spaghetti, it decided to open it's own restaurant"

Damn, 😂

Me: Hey mate I'm David
Classmate: Hey I'm dom
Me: Are you Real DOM or Virtual DOM?

1. Buy boxes of orange juice, almost past their expiry date.
2. Put boxes on the hot office windowsill for a few weeks.
3. Cool down juice in fridge.
4. "Hey dear coworker, would you like a refreshing juice box on this hot spring day?"
5. Watch coworker retch and vomit, spitting blue-grayish juice over his desk, crying: "Why would you give me old moldy juice without checking the date?"
6. "Do you remember when you told me you didn't have time for unit tests? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, DAVE, THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU DEPLOY UNTESTED CODE.... NOW FINISH YOUR JUICE!"

Many can relate. 🤔

The first dev in it's natural habitat.

Got this in a fortune cookie the other day right after I released a new app.

Some guy: "PLEASE CALL AN AMBULANCE!"
Me: Ambulance();

Still don't know what I did wrong 🤷

If you think your job is meaningless, remember that there are Windows Phone app developers.

So i saw this on fb today..
Haha

2011: 3 billion devices run Java
2018: 3 billion devices run Java

Nightmare. 😂

Hey, have you ever wanted to punch a developer 8611 times before?

Who else face this

Quit quit quit

Push push push

Wellcome by Ur sins

And also the education loan

We all know that guy that resolve all the conflicts with a "push --force"