Ich asked a customer if he would like to have a specific feature. He answered me if this feature greatly increases the effort then he would like to have it.

Friday morning..

Nice cards which explain scrum :-)

What is the stupidest solution that actually worked?

I was the project manager of project for some customer. Everything was fine until some day the customer discovered a Bug in the project.

So I opened the class there the Bug was located and i saw that my co-workers named variables like cheesecake and other
different cakeversions.

That time i learned never trust someone as a project manager.

If you're good at the debugger it means you spent a lot of time debugging. I don't want you to be good at the debugger.
- Uncle Bob

it is not enough for code to work.

Broken or just expensive?

A class with nearly 70% code duplication by 2900 Lines of Code.

I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

When my Java Code works that controls a roboter via the parallel port of an computer.

If you think good architecture is expensive, try bad architecture. (Brian Foote and Joseph Yoder)

coding at night brings morning delight.

my eclipse is so wise 🙃

Reading, Running or other sports and spent time with my friends.

Funny picture of web applications.

We had a meeting with our customer and showed them our prototype. The prototype had a fancy GUI.

The customer looked at the prototype and said: well, it looks nice but I don't know. In some kind the Gui don't flashes me. Make it so that it flashes me.

What are your best habits or strategies to keep your system clean and organised?

First hour of work today, installing the creators update...

Fortunately I helped a coworker in this time.

What are the last words of a computer scientist?
Let me quickly install SAP.

What are the last words of a computer scientist? I'll stay here until the problem is solved.

I had two teachers in school, who even after finishing the class, continued to program with interested students. For example programming a robot or communicating over the serial port of a computer using Java.

Every customer would like to use the cloud nowadays..

When the customer constantly changes his mind.

A Consultant is a person who handles at least 28 PpM (Powerpoints per Minute).

Let's call it a day

We called a customer because that on their server a directory is missing which was important for production.

Turned out that they didn't miss a directory because they worked in the development environment of the same customer but in a different location. For the last 3 months.

Programmers’ Day is celebrated on the 256th day of the year – chosen because this is the number of distinct values that can be represented with an eight-bit byte, and the highest power of two which is less than 365.

Good Visualisation.

Want to use Http-VPN. Now I have to use Internet Explorer and Java and have to disable all security on my system. Fml

True Story.