Working from the train. Not a bad view from the office today.

Lol.Some Maniac is streaming two Google Homes arguing😂
https://m.twitch.tv/seebotschat

Indian moms be like

I don't write code, I just parse stack overflow answers.

I wish money wasn't so god damn important !

I just want to build cool things 😥

This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined.

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

Found this today.

It's in production!

Most hilarious bug I found in Windows 10. 😂😂😂

Google searches resulting in Github issues instead of StackOverflow questions is how you know you are really screwed.

Best use of stress ball

Schrödinger's

you know shit just got serious when a developer takes off his watch

My code passed the review today. It is now being pushed to production. I can't express my happiness 😅

how do functions break up ?

well, they stop calling each other😝😝😝😝

At times I agree

Best weather for coding :)

Thank God they named it DevRant, not BitchBucket

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Pokemon Go 🙄 Who all are addicted to this SHIT?

On his first week at job, the junior says:

Hey guys! Check out this new website I found! You'll thank me later.

I've been slowly increasing the size of my tech manager's mouse cursor over the last month when he leaves his computer unlocked. It's about an inch tall now and he hasn't noticed yet. Everyone else in the office does and it's the best thing ever.

So I barely get home and I see my 10 year old sister in the living room coding with the Xcode Playground, I asked her where she learned how to do that and she said "I just read the books you had." I'm so proud. 😭🤘🏼

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

Guessing endpoints. My favorite game.

My boss is pissed at me for browsing devRant. So I've created Chrome Extension so i could quickly open\hide it.

Feel free to get it from Chrome Store: https://goo.gl/J05XhT

Asked my boss if I could get a promotion... He said I will get the job I deserve and make me CNEO.
When I asked what this is about, he said "Chief Nullpointer Exception Officer"....

You don't have a problem if you go to stack overflow to find a solution to something. You have a problem if you go to stack overflow and CANT FIND the solution.

And the wait for the coworker begins..