My boss, who can't code, just gave me a bug to fix and said should be a quick fix...

It might be, but since you can't code, maybe don't assume

🤦‍♂️

It's me! (And us).

Render issues IRL

The client: Why you are writing using strange language, why you didn't use English? We can't accept that...

I had to do it. I get distracted too easily...

Well, this in flight system is based on Android.

Spotted on a Dreamliner.

Yeah....
CSS

I hate such sites. Such developers will be condemned to live with a 128Kbps dial-up connection forever. Assholes.

When your mind is so fuck that you use mouse to change the A.C temperature instead of it's remote.

You can kill me, but you can't made me to speak with this guuuyyy 😐😒

The problem with C++ is that all of your friends can see your private parts.

That's not a problem, it's a feature!

I was at the movies today. The subtitles didn't italicize as they expected.

!rant

There are some extremely competent, blind developers where I work. They have a tool that read screen elements out loud to them.

At first it was chocking to see they work with the screen off. It makes total sense though, however this thought never crossed my mind before. Their headphones serve as screen to them, which is pretty cool.

Woke up this morning with a fuck this shit mood. I need to write test specs for a system I don't know shit about, and it seems no one who work with this system wants to talk to me, so I gave up and started devranting and reading a game dev book. Fuck this shitty job.

That awkward moment when your reputation on DevRant is better than your reputation on StackOverflow... I've failed the community :(

If you’re having SQL injection problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 tables but… fffffuck. Now i only have one ☹️

Great article just published about devRant on the prestigious CIO web site! Congrats to Tim, David and to us - the community 😀

http://cio.com/article/3126440/...

Do you?

Thanks Excel, great explanation...

Getting feedback:

- It doesn't work.
Replying within 20 minutes:
- What is not working? Can you be more specific?
Auto reply:
- Out of office. I'll be back [two weeks from now]

FFFFFFFUUUUU

Thursday Inspiration.

Task 😂😂😂😜😜😜

Bug fixing is an art...

Anyone who has spent time in this field can relate.

my dad taught me to love linux.

my mom taught me to accept people who love apples and windows.

Hey Girl,
Roses are #ff0000
Violets are #0000ff
Sugar is sweet
And so are you.

Best quote from a friend and class mate:
"In the bed, I'm open-source"

MFW I found a bug that has been dragging me for several hours....and it turns out to be a typo

My head hurt today when I heard this: "We could not reproduce the problem but we put in a fix and are pretty sure that it will fix the problem."