A SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, drinks, beer, alcohol

Me = Person()
while(me.awake()):
me.code()

What are your favorite fonts for your system?
I use SFNS Display and Menlo for the terminal.
Whats your flavor?

Empty your memory,
with a free(),
like a pointer.

If you cast a pointer to an integer,
it becomes the integer.

If you cast a pointer to a struct,
it becomes the struct.

The pointer can crash and can overflow.

Be a pointer my friend.

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of dev
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
‘Cause I've been codin' and proper formattin' so long that
even my momma thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never del'd a row that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you codin' and what you pastin'
Or you and your homies might be lined in Q
I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc
As they croak, I see myself in the compiler smoke
Fool,
I'm the kinda D that little homies wanna be like
On my keys middle row, typin' prayers on stackoverflow
Keep spending most our lives
Livin' in a dev's paradise
Been spending most their lives
Livin' in a dev's paradise

/* rant */

I freaking hate it when people call me to fix their 9 gazillion dollar ultra extreme enthusiast alien technology pc just so they can play a a god damn freaking son of a damn bloody bitchy fb game on 9000 fps in 4k while some people struggle to have 6 tabs open at the same time so they can code+compile+preview+consult the interwebs. And lets just not mention the amount of monitors mmkay?

Thanks!

When you broke the build but your team hasn’t done ‘git blame’ yet.

You better be prepared people!

Best part of being a dev: The possibilities in creating something are virtually endless.

Anyone else starting to perceive real life and communicating with people using logical gate thinking?
I think I need vacation because communicating with non tech/code savy people requires an effort..

Today I found a HASP HL key on the side of the road. Time to exercise emulation.

Just joined the dark side of devRant. Once you go dark there is no going back.

Today I was hired to pentest a company's framework. While getting directions on what needs to be tested I counted 4times the sentence:
"We are a multi-awarded company for our security, virtually nothing gets past our firewalls".

Most of the PCs had Win98

Employer: I want to make a search engine but only for our products.
Me: Sure. It's called an eshop.
Employer: You know that eshops are not engines right?
Me: Technology has changed the past few years. (hidden irony)
Employer: I guess that's geeky stuff. Tell me more about this.
Me: First, you need to upgrade your flash eshop.
Employer: (frustrated) You IT people always want to do things your way, aren't you? Nevermind, let's get to business, how can I make my site better?

I just wish I could make my living by doing stuff that I love and not by doing stuff that other people have to do to make a living so they can do what they love.

Dear devRant,
I am writing to you today to ask you for a favor.
Please support landscape mode, viewing landscape images in portrait mode really upsets my right brain hemisphere. There is a conflict with what my synapses think but this is another story.

Regards,
#th

I am not anti-social, I'm just not client-friendly.