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A coder, developer, new technology enthusiast :)
Skills

node, reactjs, mongodb, python Exploring ML
Location

Jaipur, Rajasthan, India

Joined devRant on 5/13/2016

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Effects of deployment scripts

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7, 8....

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I may look out of shape, but in truth I'm a <body>builder

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She runs C shells by the seashore.

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5 words horror story

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Rest in peace bro ..!

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It's my birthday today, I was born a year after Linus set out to create Linux.
As a dev, I couldn't ask for a better day to celebrate. Thanks Linus!

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Since no one has mentioned it - Happy birthday, Linux.
And thank you, who goes through fire and water debugging this enormous creature (this could've been worse, right?)

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Exceptional handling

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Friend brings over a Windows 8 all in one laptop.
Friend: Can you fix my laptop
Me: I'm a programmer
Friend: I thought you worked with computers.
Me: I do... but I'm not tech support
Friend: Please?
Me: (reluctantly) Fine.
*many hours later after attempting to get the PC to boot from a USB. WHY DOES THIS PC NOT HAVE A KEY TO ENTER THE GOD DAMNED BOOT MENU AND HAS NO BOOT ORDER SELECTION?????!*
Friend: Have you fixed it?
Me: No
Friend: You suck at computers
Me: ....

Never spoke to him again.

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e = (mc)²

errors = (more code)²

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Scrum Meeting
PM: What did you do yesterday?
Me: Tried to come up with a funny post on DevRant.
PM: Wait... So you didn't write any code?
Me: Oh yeah of course I did! I came up with algorithm that grabs the highest rated rants and compares them to determine the best time of day I should post said rant, to get the best possible amount of up votes.

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Dedicated to Youtube developers who just happened to see us 500 error & some nice monkey joke. :)

I understand that all of you slaughered & only monkies left to fix site. 😁

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Why do planes crash or never take off? Because vertical-alignment never does what it's supposed to.

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When “unexpected end of document” feels really unexpected. 🤔

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Deadline was 2 days ago.. Managment pissed off, bugging me every 2 minutes, until they get a call from the client asking to leave me alone to do my job. Awesome feeling..

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If I could impress girls with my Java skills, I would still be single.

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Disabling wifi to play the dino game in Chrome 😆

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Me as interviewer: So how often do you post on dev rant and how far are you into game of thrones?

Interviewee: Not a fan and what's dev-

Me as interviewer: Ok I think I have all the info I need

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Line numbers should be on by default on all editors for fucks sake. Why the hell it is the other way around??

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When I find silliest mistakes in my code :|

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dev1: "I wish I could craft something physical, something I can hold."

dev2: "Just print off one of your websites."

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Windows 😛😛

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Stupid users gonna be stupid.

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There once was a dev who was a believer,
that the best IDE was Dreamweaver!
He argued with zest,
That drag and drop was best;
So I murdered him to death with a cleaver.

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When you have one problem and you decide to use regular expressions...

You need to know this: you have two problems now.

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😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

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I always have such high hopes

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The NDA won't let me talk about it.

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Then what else is lost... ?😂😂

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