A good thing to share for now :- Artificial Intelligence neural networks !

Yeah sure blame the dev -_-

I never really used Git or any Source Control before but today I decided yo give it a shot.
IT'S FUCKING AMAZING!!
I fucking love branches!!! I have to change the way an app stores configurations and git makes it incrediblyyy easy without risking fucking up everything in production

Mlem!!

The moment of truth

Just wanted to share my latest WebGL experience...

!rant
Just wrote an image to ascii art converter

https://github.com/JSSaini07/...

Found this during my vacation. That poor bastard

Well played Google Assistant...

Opera LOL 😂😂
What do you think about Opera browser?

Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day.

Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.

Holy shit, what a bitch of a day

Look what I found on the road.

Uncle Bob said to always be verbose with your naming 👍

Some readmes are just too good, to not share
https://github.com/benzweig/...

Hello, anyone still interested in seeing my setup/battle station?

If yes, I'll post it in the comments ;D

Edit: posted it in a comment 😊

This dude definitely wants an easy way to spy on us. Definitely works for @theNSA

I can't let my little plant die in the dark.

Me: *staring at computer screen, not looking busy*

Boss: Why are you not working?

Me: I am, I'm just waiting for this thing to finish installing.

Boss: You do realize you can still do other stuff while that's running, right?

Me: Didn't you send me an article last week about the dangers of multitasking?

Boss: um...

Me: *now intently staring at progress bar..."

Boss: fuck sakes... *walks away*

I love how "shotgun debugging" works.

Let's say the microwave doesn't work. I put my burrito in it, press buttons. Nothing happens.

Any sane person would trace the possible cause: Check if it is plugged in, maybe the fuse is blown? Nah, we don't have time for this: Let's try shotgunning it!

- Turn the burrito upside down.
- Try aligning the burrito in different cardinal directions.
- Press random buttons
- Remove burrito wrapper
- Separate burrito into single components, sort them onto a plate in a nifty layout and try microwaving that.
- Remove each component of the sorted burrito plate and try microwaving the plate with less and less items.
- Try microwaving each separate item and then later reassembling them back into burrito to see if it gets heated after the act.
- Try putting a cat on top of the microwave.
- Pour water on cat
- Notice a strong reaction involving water and the cat.
- Try catching the cat for additional testing.
- Go to the hospital to get stitches on your open wounds.

Later write a bug report to the maintainer: "Microwave doesn't work. Tracked the issue down to the moisture level of the cat, additional testing needed."

age += 1;

When they force you to comment every single thing you do but you're too lazy.

"It's just money"

Our CTO, the first time I broke something on production.

MS buys Github?

GitHub Starter
GitHub for Students
GitHub Home Basic
GitHub Home Premium
GitHub Professional
GitHub Enterprise
GitHub Business
GitHub Ultimate
GitHub 2018 R2
...

After 5 years in retail, I finally got a job in the programming branch.

After two months of working with WordPress I finally got a website that isn't in WordPress!!

I'm so fucking pleased right now!!!

pretty sure you confirm that

When you don't have money to pay a designer so you decide to do it by yourself.

It's my first try...

Linux..

Both Password and repeat password had the same typo! :(

This Valentine's day
I am gonna make a commitment
To learning Ruby
I don't have a girlfriend though...😕