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*slaps him*

That weird moment when you write a Python script and errors pop up everywhere, only after an hour of debugging (pulling hair out) to find that you started putting a semicolon at the end of each statement again.

Be extremely active on GitHub! It’s a nice way to backup your code, as well as show off your skills to potential employers.

That moment when you open git blame to find who did some shit,
And you see your own fuckin name..

I'm just copying and pasting regular expressions from Google, and praying they work.

I loled a little 😅

!Rant

So the interns tried to 3d print a rubberduck and it got stuck mid way.

Guess i have a coding duck now
I call her "Detached HEAD state"

As a front end developer using BEM, why is it still so difficult to name CSS classes?!

Idea Guy repellent:

Next time they tell you that they have a billion dollar idea and want you to build it, don't get angry.

Just point them to a code learning website and tell them if their idea is truly worth a billion dollar then they should spend the time learning the tech.

Then laugh as other idea guys come to them with ideas about their billion dollar apps while the rest of us are finally left alone.

Python thug life

Made a web app at work.

Client reported the site crashed​ IE10 when it loaded.

I'm not even sad about it XD

I hope the person that drives this Camaro (Glendora, CA) is a ranter on here. 😂

Because you can't improve on perfection

The best explaining ever :D

How coding has impacted my life? Well to begin with, it gave me backache, shoulder pain, almost a repeatative stress injury on my forearms, and a bad sitting postur.

If programmers were doctors.

Doctor A: the patient is having heart attack
Doctor B: we have to reproduce the heart attack to be able to heal him
Doctor C: why dont we just remove the hesrt and install a new heart
Doctor D: human heart are bad, maybe we should use animal heart

"What technologies do you know?"
"I can write pretty URLs that return JSON"
"You mean REST?"
"No, I mean pretty URLs that return JSON"

Fact! 😂

When people tell me their problems I immediately start coming up with solutions when really they just want sympathy.