The darkest chapter in the python universe

Whenever anyone mentions goats, I feel the need to point out the fact that they scream like humans. And then someone sent me this in response.

react-native-web

Here we go!! Woop!

Software engineer

Happens when you are new.

I went to flwater.com and it is not a website about Florida's water.

It redirects to this change.org petition? It's incredibly strange. NSFW banner btw.

Killed!

Your privacy is compromised

Employer:"Have you tried JIRA before?"

Me: "I know JIRA, it came from a company called 'Atlassian'. I was interested in their product, but it says that it has 30 days trial. So I didn't have a chance to use it."

After a month..

"Our JIRA is pirated, we will use it in our internal servers"..

Me: (I thought this company got an enterprise product of JIRA).

I downloaded a 2080X GPU. LOL

Some days be like:

This is how 2 steps verification works..

I have found a place for my first sticker and my phone goes everywhere so here's some free advertising lolz

Every website now except mine.. well, when it goes live 😂. Anyway found on Twitter

Have you worked on something impressive and wanted to tell a non-programmer about it?
You start to figure out a way to say it, but then you decide 'nah they will not get it'.

But you still want to talk about it with someone so bad... Its super unsatisfying to not be able to explain this tech shit to the people you like.

If you were a pilot, you could say shit like 'i landed a plane during a storm while eating a burrito' and everyone would be like omg thats amazing.

What do I have to say? I made an auto pilot system for a plane, so that a pilot can land it during storm while eating a fucking burrito.. what's their response?

ehm okay <crickets chirping>
🖕🖕

I come from PHP and have been using jQuery as a crutch for years. I've dabbled in Node and obviously writing some vanilla JS is unavoidable, but now I'm starting to use ES6 with Babel and VueJS and the more I dig in, the more I hate javascript. Everything is an object (null, array), there seems to be a few gotchas with math (including the one pictured), nothing is strongly typed but types are very important (for instance, you can't loop an object and an array using the same code), and there are a lot of inconsistencies/functions missing. ucwords for instance. Why doesn't that exist? typeof only returns object, but Array.isArray and Object.isObject work fine. I'm going to give typescript a go soon and cross my fingers.

6 months ago I sold everything, quit my job, gave up my apartment and left the country with my 11kg backpack. I booked a one way ticket to South America. I wanted to travel, get lost but also finish up some personal projects and do a little tech books challenge I came up with. I learnt so much over the past half a year, it's crazy.

Not looking back. Projects paid off and it turns out that my dream company actually found me themselves without me even applying... and so still from South America I'm in final rounds of the interview! 🤗

All my worries about a gap in CV, no employment along with other problems I thought I was gonna have... It's all BS. So if anyone here is waiting for a sign. Well, this is it now. Go!

Saw this this morning lol. The best part is that it requires a knowledge of chess AND programming to get it.

Possibly a repost. I haven't been on DevRant in a while.

yh

The accuracy

my inspiration😂

We had recently a thread asking about our internet speeds, this seems relevant to most of what I've read in the comments so far.

😂😂😂😂

Just duck things

Me trying to be positive every fucking day

Looping around!

When you get used to async web programming and then come back to desktop java/c#. Oof.

Young UX startups be like

I found this on Quora........