I get a text from QA...

Tells me no bugs found...

Me thinks the apocalypse is tonight

if (condition)
{
one instruction;
}

////////// OR ///////////

if (condition)
one instruction;

I have no idea why the server does this, but everytime I Ctrl+C a process it prints a unicode heart out.

Why is it always me.

It's those annoying bugs that keep you employed, not your university degree

Pics ? 😃😃😃

Thanks, I guess

I guess someone can relate..

CORTANA AND SEARCH BAR ARE SEPERATING OMFG FINALLY

1. Move to new house
2. Setup electricity account to auto-pay every month
3. Wait
4. Receive "disconnect" notice from electric provder
5. WTF
6. Call. Oh, yeah, our website doesn't tell you that you have to pay your first month's bill before you can setup auto-pay. It's in the fine print.

Okay people, here's my rant - if you manage a website that supports auto-pay and you're not PREVENTING your customers from signing up for auto-pay until there is a $0 balance in the account, then you're doing something wrong. Don't let your customers think they're about to loose their electric service because of a frontend guardrails issue.

Everytime

Somewhat related to programming....

Reddit.js

it really be like that sometimes

I've always had problems getting it right but it's fun when you find the correct pattern

Certainly meme worthy

Home baked.

//TODO:
//FIXME:
//BROKEN:

All of those will never ever be removed.
Ever...

My girlfriend got me these for christmas – as she wanted to gift me the most nerd-ish tshirt she could find.

Class was boring... so i augmented myself!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thats clever...

New engineer: "How do you estimate how long a project will take?"

         Seasoned engineer: "I add up the time required for each task, then multiply the sum by pi."

         New engineer: "Why pi?"

         Seasoned engineer: "It ensures that all my budgets are irrational."

when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

Job done

Although she hates HTML, I had my girlfriend try to (re)create some kind of interface as a challenge. She remade the Mirror's Edge Catalyst menu - and she did well, I guess. (ofc her code is dirty and stuff - and it's far from responsive, but damn it looks smooth xD)

Visiting my grandparents and saw this beauty. My family's first pc in the late 90's.

I are programmer....😁😁

working with friend.

2 hours later

The perfect way to learn a new language.
Make your own documentation.