Friday afternoons be like...

User: Cortana, get me today’s movie times😘

Siri: Who’s Cortana?🙄

User: Oops I meant Siri🤐

Siri: Who is Cortana?😲😫

User: Please get me the movie times😐😐

Siri: Maybe you should ask Cortana for the movie times😒😣

First Day here and I feel so at home lol 🏠

Hello devRant community!

Hey Google!
Rename Polymer please.
I'm fed up with all the plastic in my search results...

Stickers!!

Users be like:

So we can store so much data, hdd not required

Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish!

An iPad Pro is totally better than a computer.

Can I code on that piece of fuck? No? Fuck off.

I hate css!!! 😠

I can't seem to focus on my work at all today -_- my server model isn't working and I haven't even started anything else...Any tips on helping me focus?

Just saw the kickstarter campain of GDP Pocket

https://indiegogo.com/projects/...

anyone else thinks this looks totally awesome?

Trying to get the name of all objects in an array i made , thank god there is nothing wrong here...

There's a teaser for Silicon Valley Season 4, in case someone forgot to check it out...

There was a bug that I ignoring to fix for past 8 months and finally Client found the bug and reported back to me. All I said to myself "Motherfuck".

So from tomorrow I will be rewriting a piece of code.

So what does everyone think about unit tests, do you do it?

My own experience is I've seen people on my current team disable failing tests...

I overheard this on my way back to home.

Girl 1: I bought a new phone yesterday.
Girl 2: Let me see it.
*hands over the phone*
Girl 2: There is no Instagram?
Girl 1: No, Instagram wasn't installed when I bought the phone.
Girl 2: That's weird.

*me almost dead*

Client : How much for the project?
Me : $10,000
Client : I will give you $72.