When you are a mobile developer and your company cant afford more Android devices, so you use your own Android device for testing and then they don't give you wifi access

FUCK :|

New the Instagram logo looked really familiar!

Least the app itself is cleaner.

How do you all figure out what personal projects to work on? I'm in a slump thinking of ideas..

working on final year project with other "programmers" who have no interest in programming.

Front end and vim

That guy died...

Well that's right!

.push-up-bra {
margin-top: -25%;
overflow: visible;
}

Css life

Great guide 🙌🏼😅

when i merge two files manually

Exception handling.

What end users seem like

You aint no dev son

My life hurts when I have to develop on someone else's computer and they use the "light-theme". #teamdarkside

Headphones on when you sneeze. Do you assume someone said bless you and fire off a thank you, or assume no one said it and risk being the guy that doesn't thank a bless you?

UX: Make it like this!
Dev: Okay, done.
UX: wait.. no.
... and repeat.

spent 8 months building and customizing a vtiger database for work. tons of fun got it to a point where I have saved a ton of time for all the people that use the program. boss wants to have reports out of it each morning, so I showed him how to run reports and adjust entries. he didn't like the formatting of the report. so I set up the report to export to excel and took another 2 hours building a macro that formats the way he likes and prints the report for him. he used to take a month filling out paper work to get a report, now all he has to do is open a favorite on his web browser, make 3 clicks Then open an excel and type ctrl+r and it's done. he tells me it seems too complicated and is considering going back to the paper method...so frustrating.

No, it's not a bug. It's an undocumented features.

Peace in the Middle East vs your users totally satisfied

Just started a new job yesterday in Software Config. I mentioned automating something that could be easily automated, and my coworker looked up and said "You're trying to automate 80% of my job. Stop."... This is my life now.

18 weeks of requirement changes just to cancel the project. Smh

This happens to me literally everyday..quiet please im working

When customer support calls with a complex issue and wants a guaranteed fix date for a defect you haven't even investigated because "they need to get an answer back to the customer TODAY."

So both of our internet lines were down today! That feeling of being handicapped 🙌🏼

In the zone, and listening to music.
Manager taps me on the shoulder.
I turn off my music, and face him.
He say "hi", and then walks away.

... Why?

When you forget your headphones at home... -_-

Alright ladies and Gents, i find this topic very interesting but who cannot code without listening and who cannot code without silence

If your in the music listening category, what music genre hits that coding sorcery zone for you?

Oh yeah 🙌🏼 I hate people who use same ID at multiple places on single page.

The 11 stages of programming I go through every day.