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If you have 100 hairs out of place nobody notices as it is just your style. However, if you have only one hair out of place everyone will notice it as it is a mistake.5
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Dang I felt like shit today. Gotta cold. Talked to doctor to make sure not strepp. He said I have to go to work tomorrow. I told him I got the wrong doctor then. He laughed. I went to doc because this morning I was wheezing when I exhaled. He said its just gunk in my throat. Lungs are fine.
Went to store for about an hour and felt like horrible shit when I got home. Lame.5 -
I squatted with progressive weights starting from just the bar itself. 5x5. Now I can't fucking walk. Stairs are now scary. Please send help.8
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Liferay should be renamed as Deathray. Tbvh that thing is so shit that it takes a lifetime to deploy, 1 nano second to crash, and an eternity to debug.2
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> go into a codebase to add something simple
> rewrite 90% of it, breaking it in multiple different ways then fixing them
> too annoyed to add the simple thing
> leave
thanks for all the fish
https://youtube.com/watch/...2 -
do you ever separate the structure of a collection from the values held within to allow queries about the structure to be deferred arbitrarily without keeping the values alive through that reference, or is my project just terminally fucked?5
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So the popular opinion way back on ai was the present nlp model could surpass human intelligence with enough data and tweaking
Honestly I don't think that's what it ever was for
If it's predicting text it's basically just generating an accepted answer in small units.
I saw that damn repeat news story in this lovely place some dumb assholes robbed me a few times way back or tried to hurt me and got fed to someone's pet and I'm wondering why we couldn't have just moved on
I bet whatever they would have thought up next for a different faculty being represented would have fit ij nicely to larger ecosystem -
I went to a girls bar the other day. I spent 40 minutes talking to a cute girl.
It cost 6000 yen, around $40 usd.
I am a loser.
I also envy nice cars. They're probably not THAT expensive in JAPAN, but still.
My favourite car is Jeep Wrangler.
That thing is probably not a good car long term wise because American engines have planned obsolescence compared to German engines.
But oh well.
I need to change my habits, change my mindset, change my books and become something better.
I'll start by growing out my hair.
I made fun of that guy's long hair, the guy on devrant with red background, fuck I can't remember his name, but I admire his hair now.7 -
I'm such a successful software developer that today I have deleted 3 major repositories 🎉
I think I have like 12 more to go. less is more5 -
Whatever your religion is, your god have been created itself by a sort of meta-god.
I call it supergod.6 -
My workplace just lost a contract that would bring us a €20000 revenue because the CEO refused to spend €5.12
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I've been gone for a year. The fuck happened, this place looks like 4chan or reddit. Where's the fucking rants?5
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this fucking whore is again in her but ass naked ass crack in the gym and i cant concentrate without looking in her big ass crack4
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Him: Hey your program doesn't work
Me: what's the error
Error: malformed data file
Me: where'd you get that data file?
Him: oh in this new place I saw
Me: that's not the correct data file for that command
Him: are you sure? This is more convenient for me
Me: the command needs the correct data from the correct source....1 -
The industry is so incredibly demanding beyond measure.
Please be proficient in:
- Java, C#, Python, TypeScript, ReactJS, AI, UX, COBOL, AWS, DevOps, security, SecOps, Linux, Unix, System Administration, Database Administration,...
Yeah? Give me six years then before you try to overload me with stress in having to deliver top quality code using these.
I actively try to diminish stress in my life and the major cause of stress is my job.13