Was drunk at a party a few weeks ago, accidentally commented on a rant instead of making a new one. Idek how that happened.

Client keeps asking about their website and why it isn't ready, and I keep asking them for their content 🙈

Why do people overlook hosting? They have an awesome website built but then go for the crappiest web hosting!

When my headphones are on :
1 - I can't hear you
2 - I don't care
3 - It's your problem not mine
4 - I don't care

!dev

I hate it when people ask me questions that are easily googleable. I'm sorry but, please, don't waste both of our time on asking things like how to make a screenshot on an iPhone...
1. I have an android
2. Hey, you know this magical thing called Google?
3. You do know it? Oh my, good for you! Now try using it, thnx.

Unfortunately, I can never say this out loud. I just silently Google for them and send them a link. Perhaps, I need to grow some balls :D
Okay, never mind, said it once in a more polite form, and the dude replied with "fuck you, you female developers are such arrogant bitches", then he unmatched me. Good story, fun times.

When a client schedules a meeting for 2:15 and I'm like damn could we do 2:17?

I'm crying-

And idk if I'm crying from it being so funny or so sad...

Forwarded to me by my boss, found somewhere on the internet, creds to who made it

When a client asks why their website doesn't look good on their mobile and you know you covered most of your bases and they Using a sh1tty android phone where the screen size is like 270px X 310px 🙈

Me: figuring out APT-69420 (hacker group) representative is a girl.

Also me: Woohoo! You go girl!

Also me: ... Wait, am I being sexist?

😐 idek anymore...

Anyways, them camera footages they released tho...

DEVELOPER v DESIGNER

The never ending battle!

Something to be proud of maybe? Idek.

Last night my friend started messaging me to help her install windows 10 onto their computer. She said her and some idiot with less tech credibility then a rock tried everything they could think of. First they downloaded the windows 10 ISO from the site, good so far, then instead of burning to a disk or USB, they thought 'copy and paste' would be enough (no googling at all) obviously the image wasn't attatched correctly, so they say they spent an hour doing IDEK to get the disk to read before messaging me. I talk her through getting the ISO mounted and then it asks her for the product key, she got pissed at that and said 'They gave me the ISO for free why do I need to buy a product key'
this is why I despise my friends some days

Family: why are you always so grouchy and grumpy
Me: because you make me get up when I'm in the flow of coding/studying
Family: oh sorry we understand we'll try not to do that again

Skip to 30 mins later when they repeat the same stuff and offer a cup of tea or coffee... as if just one cup of tea/coffee will do the trick.

Idk what to say...idek what I’m doing here...I just don’t know...

Long day in the office and go out for bottomless pizza except that the restaurant is slower than old dial up Internet

So, I recently switched from a windows laptop (XPS 13) to a macbook pro and my friend has been bugging me about whether I'll ever go back. He is a wannabe frontend developer and wants a windows laptop. No matter what I tell him, he seems to have tunnel vision. What are your thoughts on this? And what is your personal experience with Windows vs Apple for development?
(Pls don't kill me, it's my first post on devrant, thnx)

Border Box Model is not a box with a border #facepalm

Trying to explain to a designer the different between padding and margin 🙈 FFS , like come on ! Then I do as the designer wants and it's wrong !

Keyboard decides to stop working, so I scrounge the office and find another new looking keyboard, which works as I was able to login to my Mac , only as I start typing further , half the keys down work 😂😂😂

Aaaand your health condition effects my work-flow how??!!

The more I learn about ROS the more I am convinced it is just a glorified torture device for a TCP socket

What the client thinks they are right , when infact I am!!