Thats what i saw on a wall in New Delhi, India... Lol

I made this in HTML+JS, what do you think about it ? 😀

When you have a merge conflict

Get inside the classroom children.
But Sir, We can't find the class.
Huh?

"We are not a team big enough to need to do unit tests."

I want to cry.

To start, some of you know that I live in Reunion Island.
But there are a week ago, the SAFE cable is broken (one of the two cables that give us internet access), due to that, my ISP reduced a lot the connection speed.

Yesterday, I downloaded some packages in my Ubuntu computer. I left it download during the night.

So, today I was checking if it was done.

"6 926 kB downloaded in 5h 30m 9s (349 B/s)"

But it isn't the worst. I got a many "timed out" when downloading the dependencies.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Meanwhile...

When you want to add a feature without breaking existing code.

Who is the guy who designed the AZERTY keyboards ? 😠

Seriously... Alt Gr + 5 = [

And the most horrible thing is the "(" char... WHY THE FUCK DID HE PUTS IT IN THE "5" KEY WHEN KEYBOARD IS IN LOWERCASE ? YES, IN LOWERCASE, NOT ONLY WHEN SHIFT IS HOLD.

There are more than 100 keys in a keyboard, so why here? WHY?

Half of time I check if CapsLock is off just to be sure if I can open a bracket just because someone thought it was a good idea to put it here. It annoys me.

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said: "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

FUCK STATIC-SIZED ARRAY!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!
FOR MORE THAN 3 HOURS I TRY TO ADD A VALUE TO AN ARRAY
Nothing work...
Nothing...
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

New phone, devRant installed.

Damn. The new white theme is really too bright.

That felling when you can't find the name of an function but you can remember the name of a similar function in another language.

Just today I got more than 100++. I'm very confused because it happened so quickly. 😵

I was not prepared for that. 😆

Thank you everyone, thank you devRant!

Go home Visual Studio, you're drunk.

!rant

Today I cleaned my computer SSD (moved ~30GB to a 2TB external drive) and I found 12GB of lost projects.

I thought that I've lost them years ago. They were just looking at me in their big folder.

YEEEEEESS! FINALLY!!!!
After 4 days trying to find why my build script was showing an error! I finally fixed it!

I still doesn't work, but, hey, it's not the same error message!

I just wanted to create a simple React project with Sass: 118 MB. Ow. Well...

React himself is just 116 KB.

Happy Programmers' Day !

Algo strikes again. Avoid doing WordPress themes, plugins or any other WrongPress stuff.

Microsoft is buying GitHub.
Microsoft is buying all the open source.
Microsoft is buying the world.
Microsoft is buying the universe.
Microsoft is buying all the multiverses in the space.
Microsoft is buying all the multiverses in any existing spaces.
Microsoft is buying all the fucking motherfucker planets of any multiverses of everything.
Microsoft is buying Microsoft.
Microsoft is buying the other GAFAM.
Microsoft is buying internet.
Microsoft is buying the life.
Microsoft makes many of their products open source.
Microsoft is liked.

...

Yeah, it's impossible. Especially the last sentence.

I'm not trying to say that PHP is not consistent, but it's the only language where you can use two styles of typage in a function definition:

function myFunc(ArgType $arg) : ReturnType
{
//...
return new ReturnType($arg);
}

You must decide, PHP... Not use both...