New Gradle logo

Happened with me in early days 🥲

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Already 3/4 with PRs for Hacktoberfest 😏

This stuff brings me back to the days when software used to be fun and not driven by absolutely clueless clowns in big-wig management clowntown. 🥲

It only took us 5 hours to debug. It's fine. I'm not mad that it was just rate limiting. I'm fine. We're fine. It's fine.

Just got assigned my first blocking/critical bug at my new job. 😦 How will this go?

Introducing my team's thought process, everyone!

#fullcirclefullcircus

Grrrr why

Anybody get 750 ++

In one rant

I think my biggest problem is not being able to let go.

I love this product and believe in it 100%, but I CANT FUCKING STAND ANOTHER MINUTE WORKING WITH THESE FUCKING CLUELESS CLOWNS WHO ARE GOING TO DRIVE IT TO THE FUCKING GROUND!!!!!

...you know what? fuck 'em, I meanwhile reap $400+ monthly checks from Udemy, while our "best startup / amazing startup / omg wow lol i'm a fucking idiot" has earned a TOTAL of $200 in the past FUCKING YEAR

YOU FUCKING CLOWNS GET YOUR HEAD ON STRAIGHT OR I WILL TAKE THIS COMPANY OVER AND CONTROL ALL DECISIONS, IGNORING ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU THINK IS 'WISE' YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT 'WISE' IS YOU FUCKS!!!!!!!

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER YOUR BITBUCKET CREDENTIALS!!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN REVOKE MY ACCESS

AAAAAAAGGGGGG YOU FUCKING CLOWNS GODDAMMIT THIS IS SO FUCKING FRUSTRATING I CANT EVEN I NEED TO SMASH SOMETHING TO GET THE RAGE OUTAASDASDJKLFJ;KLAFDSJKL;AFDSJKL;AFES L;KADFS AF LSAFS DHI;A EGWHIOAEGW IOAEGWHIO

Now, why would Teams calls only work on Chrome and not Firefox? Is anyone aware of any technology constraints, or is it just Microsoft being dicks?

"S3 Intelligent-Tiering is designed for 99.9% availability and 99.999999999% durability."

I bet it is Amazon, I bet it is...

Comment notifications are back?

So Break The Code 2 is hard

Notification backlog

Gotta say, just having a break from everything is so god damn nice.

What might this be? 🤔

This very night I'm drunk. But there has been no programming. How peculiar.

It's highly important that these wet wipes are not, and I repeat NOT, used by non other than professionals.

So my in-ears just disappeared from within the fucking case. Like wtf? My case is in my pocket, but the headphones aren't there. What???

Feels good

My tiny little package is apparently being used by eBay 😂 Poor them

https://github.com/scriptcoded/...

We're completely redoing our bathroom. Apparently i accidentally damaged a pipe on the other side of the wall yesterday, and now we've had a water leak! 😁 Should've written tests before I went home yesterday

Oh my god I forgot to add swap to my install. No wonder I'm having memory issues 😅

Monday morning and Microsoft goes down across the board

No office
No teams
No SharePoint
No azure
Not any fucking thing.

Well done ass hats, not like I had anything to do today 😓

God bless the Git, for the has done the forsaken and deleted a script many a era ago, and on this blessed day of days, he who is a dickhead needed such thy script to test functionality thy requires to be in the heavenly clouds to utilise....

Fuck I love git history to save me from having to write this thing again 🥰

Ps: IF YOU DON'T USE GIT, BE ASHAMED!

There's nothing like finishing the build for a 4 month project, send it for testing and then there's change requests that fundamentally change what the fuck you built.

Some days a good bottle of bourbon or 5 are needed. 😤🥃

It's alive 😮

Edit: oh shit that was 10 days ago

Everyone prepare for notif madness!

Some days be like that.

Can we agree, a lot of people tend to pick the wrong one for the job at hand.

And just in case devRant does it's magic on the image....

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