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Joined devRant on 6/9/2016

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full stack web development in 2017: mvvm model, api for backend, parsing on frontend

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To all new devs:
- Your language of choice is fine.
- There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
- Your IDE is fine.
- Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

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I got my reward stress ball about a week ago, but it vanished within minutes of opening the package 😧

Today I found out who had taken it.

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/**
* It gets the user name
*/
public String getUsername() {
return this.username;
}

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You can't buy happiness
But you can learn to code,
and that's pretty close

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I know that feeling. Poor you :(

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When you leave your workstation unattended for five minutes.

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There's a meowing duck hidden in Amazon's html code

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I actually completed a personal project with proper documentation and published it on GitHub. That doesn't happen too often!

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My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

joke/meme joke

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No one's ever gonna want the square of anything higher than 5, right?

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I asked marketing how to rank higher on devrant, that's what they came up with:

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Well, at least there are no errors...

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"Error: A record with the name 'testasfasds' already exists."

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Not sure if it has been here, but the height of SO:

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I got called into a "personal development" meeting with the department lead, apparently my vocal and innovative cursing during coding/debugging is disruptive to the entire floor.

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It works on my computer™

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An essential helper function for any project.

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When I'm in the zone, someone comes to talk to me and my brain forgets how to make words into a sentence.

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